The Rock & William Regal segment

European Champion William Regal dressed in his usual three-piece suit made his way in the ring and gave his greetings to everyone in Ft. Lauderdale. Regal said that, being an ambassador of goodwill, he was here on this festive night to tell America that Thanksgiving represents everything that is wrong with this country.

He said that today Thanksgiving means a bunch of overweight, dysfunctional families sitting on their bums watching cartoon balloons in parades on their television screens. Regal then began spitting out his own thoughts on proper etiquette for Thanksgiving when The Rocks music hit! The Great One said that if Regal thought he came out here to disagree with him, he was wrong. He said first off, Thanksgiving was a great holiday. Secondly, after eating a big Thanksgiving dinner, there was nothing wrong with unbuttoning your pants. And third, he said Regal was no more than a suit-wearing, bug-eyed, cockamamie punkass SOB! Regal tried to tell Rock that the Great One was changing around his words, but The Rock cut him off once again. He said that the pilgrims werent kicked out of England, they left England. He said the holiday was for giving thanks, and he said all The Rocks fans would be thankful if he walked down the aisle and wallop his candy bum from post to post. Regal asked if that was a challenge, and the Peoples Champ said tonight the two would go one on one tonight on SmackDown! He then said after their match, they could celebrate by eating a nice Thanksgiving dinner. He said he would save Regal a drumstick, wash it off real nice, pour some worschester sauce all over it, and then proceed to shove it straight up his candy ass!

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[snowmanj1]

attitude era. when wrestling was TV-14 and not stupid PG. thumbs up if you think WWE should go back to attitude era.!

[MrGlovenator]

William Regal. The greatest wrestler to never be world champion

[08anderson]

Got to love regal

[stunner2022]

@JCHONDA2NR No, I believe it was initially meant to be defended only on tours in Europe but that idea was quickly scrapped. The only actual Europeans to hold it were William Regal and Davey Boy Smith, both British.

[boxingisbest]

Stop the clip at 04:20 WILLIAM REGAL LOOKS LIKE TOM CRUISE OMG LOOOL!!!

[JCHONDA2NR]

Too bad the rock is from Hayward California, not Florida.

[JCHONDA2NR]

did you have to be a European to win that title???

[zBIGFRIIZZz]

I remember this, I WAS THERE!

[86Stooy]

@snowmanj1 No chance should it ever go back. Would you want fools like Cena Orton Punk Del Rio and the rest to have any connection with the Attitude era ? Hell No. I agree it should drop the no blood policy and should be more cutting edge.

[75jey]

the rocky chant pisses off

[trudon]

this should go without bloody saying lmao

[trudon]

he's right about thanksgiving...a load of bullshit.