Ban Heterosexual Marriage!

For those who lack the mental capacity to recognize satire, let me explain: I am not gay. I am in favor of heterosexual AND gay marriage. I made this video to parody the stupid arguments I've heard used by people who oppose gay marriage.

Heterosexual marriage is the greatest threat to our nation's families. For more information, visit banheterosexualmarriage.info

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[redrulesnow]

You are Stupid...

[explicitnews]

That's, "You are stupid." "Stupid" is not a proper noun, and your ellipsis use is improper. Also, I checked out your brilliant profile. Jesus died at "Calvary," not "Calary."

Now that we've established that you're smart, please, tell me how I'm stupid. Perhaps you could try refuting the arguments I present as if they're not satirical? Maybe you could try to explain how arguments against homosexual marriage are somehow more valid than these?

We're all dying to hear from a smarty like you!

[ofelixdacat]

Heterosexuality is wrong and disgusting! Heterosexuality contributes to the worlds overpopulation, leads to unwanted pregnancies due to irresponsibility, promiscuity, & rape, results in abortions, leads to unwanted children being put in foster care, results in single mothers & bastard Children, and is the reason for females being exploited as prostitutes. Hetero Marriages result in spousal abuse, Child abuse, Divorce,  and child custody issues.

BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!

[ofelixdacat]

@Spa9hettipig so being attracted to the same sex is wrong but being a hateful ignorant prejudice bigot who uses religion to justify their beliefs is right? You speak of religion yet you can't prove the existence of a god or of a hell. U know who believes in Hell and Satan? CHRISTIANS.

You think being hetero is right? What was hitler? A Hetero. What is Bin Laden? A Hetero. Who aborts babies? Heteros. How commits most crimes? heteros.

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat the Bible describes the circulation of the atmosphere.

Ecclesiastes 1:6

The wind goes toward the south,

And turns around to the north;

The wind whirls about continually,

And comes again on its circuit.

Well I didn't come here to fight, cause fighting doesn't do anyone any good, just wanted to point that science and the bible do agree on many levels

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat And to disprove the earth being flat in the bible:Isaiah 40:22

It is He who sits above the circle of the earth,

And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers,

Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain,

And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.

The word translated “circle” here is the Hebrew word chuwg which is also translated “circuit,” or “compass” (depending on the context). That is, it indicates something spherical, rounded, or arched—not something that is flat or square.

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat The Bible describes the recirculation of water. Ecclesiastes 1:7 All the rivers run into the sea, Yet the sea is not full; To the place from which the rivers come, There they return again. Isaiah 55:10 For as the rain comes down, and the snow from heaven, And do not return there, But water the earth, And make it bring forth and bud, That it may give seed to the sower And bread to the eater

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat They were driven from the community by those tribes who competed successfully for the more desirable regions of the earth. Then for some reason they deteriorated mentally, physically, and spiritually. (Go into a bad part of your town and you will see this concept in action today)

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat , Statements Consistent With Anthropology:We have cave paintings and other evidence that people inhabited caves. The Bible also describes cave men. Job 30:5,6

They were driven out from among men,

They shouted at them as at a thief.

They had to live in the clefts of the valleys,

In caves of the earth and the rocks.

Note that these were not ape-men, but descendants of those who scattered from Babel.

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat Okay well you still didn't prove everything about christianity wrong by science now did you? You only gave a few examples, that does not prove it wrong. The bible is consistent with science and is more accurate than you realize, let's take a look shall we

[ofelixdacat]

@PrimevalHunter300 ""Since when does science prove everything about Christianity wrong?""

Do you really need to ask that? lets see, how about the fact that snakes don't talk, the world isn't flat, the earth isn't the center of the universe, Woman cannot turn into pillars of salt, There isn't enough water on earth to fully flood the entire planet, etc. Since when does Christianity prove science wrong? Science hasn't explained everything, but that doesn't mean Christianity was explained it.

[PrimevalHunter300]

@ofelixdacat Since when does science prove everything about christianity wrong? Fact of the matter is that a lot of the bible agrees with science, but not all. Christianity is not a blind faith.

[ofelixdacat]

@DannyBISFAJohnson Why is science your enemy? because science proves all your ideas WRONG, & therefore anything that goes against your bible is evil. You do know the world is round right, and not flat like the bible says? And the sun would have to have come 1st BEFORE light. Also, there isnt enough water in the world to completely flood the planet. Idiot, without science, u wouldnt be on your computer right now typing, Science progresses all our lives, Hypocrite you are..

[ofelixdacat]

@DannyBISFAJohnson Yes, 1000 years outdated & full of rules no one follows anymore. ESPECIALLY the "eating shellfish is an abomination" thing. Cleary shrimp is no longer dangerous to eat, & clearly SNAKES DONT TALK.Christians misinterpret the bible for than anyone. If you want to live by the rules of a 1000 year old book, you might as well live in a cave. Why are you on youtube? The internet didn't exist when the bible was written, & acording to you, only idea from 1000 yrs ago r correct.