Vancouver's Chic Chat Review (CCR) of The Bachelorette 2009: Episode 2
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As we filled our wine glasses and settled in to watch the second episode, we couldn't wait to see it all; exciting dates, ch...
Vancouver's Chic Chat Review (CCR) of The Bachelorette 2009: Episode 2 . As we filled our wine glasses and settled in to watch the second episode, we couldn't wait to see it all; exciting dates, chiselled chests, funky clothes, great one-liners, and that spark of chemistry between our gal and one (or more!) of these lucky bachelors. And as we got to share in this wild ride of our hometown girl, we weren't disappointed. Here is our review ....
1. Fashion Faux-Pas! Right off the bat our fashion radar was blaring - who put our stylish girl in that brown dress with what looked like silver wings on her breast? Jillian is WAY TOO HOT FOR TAUPE. Maybe the wings were her way out in case the date was going downhill ... Our next fashion disaster was unfortunately with our adorable Jake ... we all agree, you are one hot boy, Jake, but lose the docker-style pants. Throw them out. Never wear them again. We saw a few other fashion foibles (Brad - a buttoned up shirt at the pool party?) but our last Faux-Pas of the night grossed us out when Tanner didn't even take a breath when responding to Jillian's inquiry as to who had the hairiest feet? "Sasha!" We all put a bet on the fact that Tanner's bed was probably the furthest away from Sasha's bed in that bunker they call home.
2. Hot! Jillian's one-on-one date with Jake consumed this whole category. Can we just say that Jake is HOT! His smile is hot, his two-step is hot, his sincerity is hot and when that six-pack was revealed? Hot. That undone shirt set us on fire. Jake can two-step with any of us, any day. And Jillian's outfit finally seemed like Jillian again ... that black fringe dress with the rockin' red boots fit her to a 'T'. We all agreed that the stylist had been redeemed. A sHOuT out also goes to the colour-blocking bandeau bikini and cowboy hat at the pool party - they were smo-kin HOT on her too!
3. Realizations! On the first group date the boys had to embark on a race to find Jillian. As the race unfolded, and we got to see Michael and Tanner giggling and screaming like teenage schoolgirls, we all agreed this scene was one of the comedic hightlights, but we also had Realization #1 - what kind of love triangle is going on between Michael and Tanner and Jillian? First clue: Tanner's hysterical hand over the mouth 'tee hee' when he discovered the map in the car was actually marked with a clue, followed by a candid moment with Michael when he shared with millions of viewers that he had "peed his pants." Second clue to seal the deal: During the Rose Ceremony, Michael might as well have had his hand on Tanner's knee when they were sitting beside each other - the arm around the shoulder and the limited personal space between the two of them is suspect, at least to the CCR. And as this first group date came to a close, and Wes was given the first one-on-one date, Realization #2 occurred as we began to see the wolf in sheep's clothing emerge ... Our last two realizations ... Jillian finally sees that Tanner has a foot fetish that quite possibly crosses into the deviant category, and no matter which way you call it, poet, poser, Argentinian prowler and dropper of our very own Bachelorette, we don't like Juan too much either. We'd send him packing along with Tanner, but kudos to Jillian for standing her ground when the boys voted for him to get the boot - neither man nor the CCR shall make a decision on her behalf.
4. Fatal Errors! The Rose Ceremony was upon the lads - a last chance to make a good impression but Brian, Brian, Brian ... what were you thinking? Nobody wants to know you were hung like a light-switch ... never mind having to actually see it to believe it. Ugh. We cringed.
5. Best Lines! We loved it when Jillian said what we all wanted to say, "Shirts off boys!" For our viewing pleasure, they obeyed. And Jake had the most romantic line of the night when he uttered "She could possibly be my soulmate." The way he said it was part of the rapture.
6. Our Shockers!! To each of our absolute astonishment, (as illustrated plainly in this review), Jillian still gave Tanner a rose...even after he made it clear he prefers toes! We propose she supposes erroneously. Step back Jillian - step away from the foot man.
7. Hands-Down Highlights & Loser-Move Lowlights! It was unanimous - our hands-down favourite moment was Jake's 'Maverick' Kiss ... a stealth move that took our breath away. The worst moment was when Wes growled "You cheatin' on me already?". Ewwwwww. We nearly choked.
The Chic Chat Review picks of the week: Lu picked Michael Lizzy picked David Nadia and Jen picked Jake Cindy and Shari picked Ed
Our Overall Contenders: Ed, Jake, Jesse, Sasha
And the last words from the Chic Chat Review, Episode 2 ....
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One thing, she wore the wings because Jake gave them to her... she wanted to show she like him by wearing them...no matter what kind of fashion statement she makes. :\
what so if Tanner has a foot fetish? Its just another part of woman's body. So what, foot fetishists are suppose to be looked down upon??? Just to be clear, i don't have a foot fetish, but i do feel bad about people who do have it. They're normal as anyone. Would it make a difference if tanner loved breast instead. Society would say so!!!
Well he certainly makes the show fun to watch with all of his comments. But regardless of foot fetish or ass fetish, he should keep those comments private! He would get just as much commentary if he was openly commenting about any other part of her body. I think people just find it funny that he so openly discusses his obsession.
What about Reid? They seemed very comfortable with eachother at the rose ceremony. I think he might be the dark horse in this. Anyways, great review.=)
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Would it make a difference if tanner loved breast instead. Society would say so!!!
PS: i'm not mad or anything, its just confusing
like kip hope see more of him