Hungover (Cold Pizza) - an original song by Jake Petersen

whipped this little guy up yesterday out of nowhere.
it's way different from my other stuff...so I don't know.
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I wake up Sunday morning
and my head starts to ache
open up the medicine cabinet
and what should I take?
maybe ibuprofen
or some aspirin
but then I think of the perfect remedy
and I start to grin

cold pizza
it makes me happy
in the morning
when I'm not so snappy
cause I was out so late
getting crappy
cause I was getting sad
and bit too sappy

I wake up Tuesday morning
and I run to the can
I've got to empty out my stomach contents
like a disgusting laugh
and as I wipe off the corners of my mouth
after my revolting hurl
my stomach starts to growl
thinking of the best cure in world

cold pizza
it makes me happy
in the morning
when I'm not so snappy
cause I was out so late
getting crappy
cause I was getting sad
and bit too sappy

I wake up Thursday morning
can not get out of bed
my body's weak
my stomach hurts
and the room spins around my head
the only thing I can do
is to get out of bed crawl
cross my kitchen floor to the refridgetator
and the best food of them all

cold pizza
it makes me happy
in the morning
when I'm not so snappy
cause I was out so late
getting crappy
cause I was getting sad
and bit too sappy

I wake up every morning
after some heavy binge drinking
except I don't call it that
I just call it a regular night
and every morning
it keeps me going
it sobers me up and it keeps life flowing
and I like to thank general electric for saving my life


cold pizza
it makes me happy
in the morning
when I'm not so snappy
cause I was out so late
getting crappy
cause I was getting sad
and bit too sappy

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