Top 40 Things to do While on an Elevator

Elevator Music!

40. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

39. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

38. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

37. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

36. Bring a chair along.

35. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

34. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

33. Do Tai Chi exercises.

32. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

31. Meow occasionally.

30. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

29. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

28. Play the harmonica.

27. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

26. Lean against the button panel.

25. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

24. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

23. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other people "through" it.

22. Start a sing-along.

21. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

20. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

19. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

18. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

17. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

16. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

15. One word: Flatulence!

14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"

13. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

12. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

10. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, blasted, all of you just shut UP!""

8. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

6. Wear "x-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

5. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

4. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

3. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

2. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

1. Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

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[videohunterMJD]

look at another person for a while and when they look at you say what are you looking at

[iloveMCandCQ]

Wait untill your alone in the elevator with one outher person and keep asking "where my baby! wheres my baby!!! i brought the money!" and then hold out a bag full of fake money and say, "I want my baby now!" then go to the corner and cry the best fake cry you can untill they leave. and if they ask is there a problem just stare at them with the most fiercum stare you can

[Georgienumba2]

when your about to get off an elevator with a lot of people in it. say "i bet you are wondering why i brought u all here" and when you get out but the door is still open say"your the one" and walk away.

[dogdeball88]

(adding on to 30) sing mary had a little lamb while pushing the buttons with a friday the 13 mask

[ejdrummerboy]

Face the wall and talk to yourself.

[hooverdualV]

fart in the elevator then take your hands and swing the stink to them

[mariascottodiuccio]

Stare

[briannatoast]

when there is more then one other person in the elevator besides you, say neigh in a horse voice

[SmileItsGoodForYou16]

Stare at another passenger angrily until they notice you staring, and nonchalantly look away and mumble, "It's all your fault..."

[DragonHeart00926]

Sleep while leaning against the wall, upside down

[ravensfan708]

it is good but the music sucks

but other than that it is good

[MrMidgetsam]

1. Wait slightly far away from the elevator door, When it opens, Run into the elevator, Hit the wall and fall.

2. When your in an elevator, Take all of you clothes of but Underwear (and Bra if girl) and a cowboy hat an start dancing like a retard.

3. Click on all the buttons for all the floors and stand by the button Spot and hiss and make Dino Motions when they try to click a button.