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I cant wait for the VelociRapture
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im catholic an this doesnt offend me butthurt christians gtfo this is funny
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@aaaltier believe it or not god has a sense of humor. why else would justin bieber be famous?
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Our God, Raptor Jesus, surely is an awesome God. May he reign from Heaven and such. May he have the best feast of children. He went extinct for your sins, best give him some offerings.♥
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I would actually find Christianity more credible if jesus was said to have been a raptor.
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@DADINOMASTER Non-believer. The Raptor Jesus Cult was just a fake religion based off of Christianity, and invented by the Canadian Empire to assimilate it's Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, and Christian into the king's religion. Their gospel was written by 7 different people 2000 years after Raptor Jesus supposedly went extinct. Pastafarianism was written by one great prophet (Ramen), and it is the true word of FMS, not just some mish-mash. FMS is the one true religion. *Ramen*
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Does God dislike me for watching this?.........And enjoying it?
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@LoboDeBayamon Ah but raptor jesus when he went extinct became a god above all others, only equalled by the spaghetti monster, so quit denying the truth and embrace the holy union.
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@mbuller11 ಠ_ಠ.......... I pray for you..
@MMOSaga no where in the bible does it state that Jesus was not a velociraptor.
futureman1400 5 months ago 50
Think todays games have lag? It took jesus 3 days just to respawn
Laughtraxx 11 months ago 18