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FUNNEYEST CLEVERBOT CHAT EVER!!!

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Uploaded by on Sep 12, 2009

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  • CB:do you love me?

    ME:yes

    CB:prove it

    ME:i love you from the bottom of my heart

    CB:i love your bottom.

    o.O

  • The Comments Are Funnier Than The Actual Video..

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  • me:can cows fly?

    cb:yes i can.

    me:i said cows.

    cb:yes.

    me:no.

    cb:YES WE CAN!

    me:okay._.

  • Me: whats a penis?

    CB: a personal computer.

    O_o'

  • cb: You are a machine.

    Me: No i'm not, because i have a penis.

    cb: You're a zombie.

    me: Yes and i'm gonna eat your brain, Clever bot!

    cb: Make sure you eat all the smart brain, because you need to be smarted.

    D:

  • CB:You are Sarah Jessica Parker?

    Me:Yes.

    CB:How?

    Me:I'm a horse.

    CB: Me I like to eat horse! I think that you will be very deslische.

  • me: hello

    CB:do i know you

    me:look out your window

    CB:i cant im blind

    Me: what?

    CB: pizza

    Me: bye

  • me:How old are you?

    cb:25. How old are you?

    me:You said me yesterday that you are 13.

    cb:I wasn't on yesterday.

    me:Yes you were.

    cb:No I was not.

    me:Yes you were I saw you.

    cb:Oh, my mistake. You're right.

    fail :D

  • i wasnt laughing i was sleeping :|

  • me: do you pillage villages?

    cb: yes! all the time!

    me: is it fun?

    cb: i love being a human! you can do many things!

    me: do you rape them afterwards?

    cb: not regularly.

    me: whats it feel like?

    cb: it does not feel.

    XDDDD

  • me:U derpy hooves?

    CB:Well if you're god, then talk to me in person. I'd really enjoy seeing you as you are, god

    me:O.O

  • Well, no. Am I furry?

    CB: No.

    Lemme show you my penis.

    CB: Ok.

    *shows my penis*.

    CB: I can't see anything.

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