FUNNEYEST CLEVERBOT CHAT EVER!!!
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me:can cows fly?
cb:yes i can.
me:i said cows.
cb:yes.
me:no.
cb:YES WE CAN!
me:okay._.
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Me: whats a penis?
CB: a personal computer.
O_o'
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cb: You are a machine.
Me: No i'm not, because i have a penis.
cb: You're a zombie.
me: Yes and i'm gonna eat your brain, Clever bot!
cb: Make sure you eat all the smart brain, because you need to be smarted.
D:
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CB:You are Sarah Jessica Parker?
Me:Yes.
CB:How?
Me:I'm a horse.
CB: Me I like to eat horse! I think that you will be very deslische.
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me: hello
CB:do i know you
me:look out your window
CB:i cant im blind
Me: what?
CB: pizza
Me: bye
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me:How old are you?
cb:25. How old are you?
me:You said me yesterday that you are 13.
cb:I wasn't on yesterday.
me:Yes you were.
cb:No I was not.
me:Yes you were I saw you.
cb:Oh, my mistake. You're right.
fail :D
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i wasnt laughing i was sleeping :|
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me: do you pillage villages?
cb: yes! all the time!
me: is it fun?
cb: i love being a human! you can do many things!
me: do you rape them afterwards?
cb: not regularly.
me: whats it feel like?
cb: it does not feel.
XDDDD
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me:U derpy hooves?
CB:Well if you're god, then talk to me in person. I'd really enjoy seeing you as you are, god
me:O.O
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Well, no. Am I furry?
CB: No.
Lemme show you my penis.
CB: Ok.
*shows my penis*.
CB: I can't see anything.
CB:do you love me?
ME:yes
CB:prove it
ME:i love you from the bottom of my heart
CB:i love your bottom.
o.O
Wilhelmina211 1 month ago 43
The Comments Are Funnier Than The Actual Video..
DreamOfCody 1 month ago 11