Starcraft II Rap

Terran

Now let's start with the Terran
They're kinda like the human race
Flyin' up in space, Raynor's always on their case.

When you're usin' them to rush, make sure you use marines
You can use Reapers too but they're only good for certain things.

When you rush with rines, once you get four or five
While they strive for their lives against an evil Zerg Hive
Start getting upgrades in the engineering bay
You know they say the right amount of ups can save the day.

While they attack the bad guys, you must realize
You gotta start techin', it's truly do or die.
Build some factories, "v" and "f" for hot keys
Then build some Starports and a couple armories.

And before you know it you'll have a defense
You'll slowly build your army and your opponents will sense

That this is a losing battle, they simply cannot win.
And that's how you win a game with the race of Terran.



Chorus

'Cause we all playin' the Star Craft 2
What, you ain't bought it yet? You been huffin' glue?
You think Brood War's enough, you think it'll get you through?
Well buckle up for an RTS that'll impress your entire crew.


Zerg

If you're Zerg and you really wanna last,
You gotta be fast or you'll be made a thing of the past

They're cheap and weak but they come in hordes,
Unlike Toss and Terran, they don't have guns and swords

They got speed and numbers. It might be all you need,
To take out everyone and eventually take the lead

If you wanna ling rush, you don't have time for D
Soon you'll see that attacking in numbers is the key

If you really want to tech, you better have a teammate
Because although Zerg rush is fast, the teching is late

So if you haven't figured it out, you gotta be quick
To survive as the Zerg you gotta be lickity split

Don't use Ultralisks, they're a useless in the field
If you secure a Muta rush your victory will be sealed

So if you wanna make 'em sink, like the Titanic with an iceberg
Make sure you got quick hands if you're playin' as the Zerg

Before you get impatient, we'll get to the other race
It's by far my favorite, cause I have decent taste

But right now's the chorus, so sit down and listen up
It's to break up the song not just to tick you off

Chorus

Protoss

Lots lots, is that all you got?
You're 5 minutes in and you're playin' as protoss.
You don't have no D, and you got no anti-air
The Zerg you're against already upgraded to a Lair

What you really need to do is get a Starport or two
Ya, you want carriers too, but slow down a minute fool

To get there is a process you can't just jump right in
But once you get and get nine or ten
There's no question you will win

It's possible to win with lots, but it's a risky trade
If you wanna do it remember to upgrade, upgrade
Get some Void Ray flyers for your Zealots under fire.
It won't seem so dire when they're GIVING THEIR LIFE FOR AIUR!

Chorus

Lyrics by: Justin Holland

Beat by: DJ Smuv

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Star
• Craft
• Starcraft
• II
• Terran
• Rap
• Song
• Music
• Protoss
• Zerg
• Marines
• Reapers
• Ultralist
• Mutalisk
• Rushing
• Blizzard

[dj2530]

why does this remind me of ecco the dolphin 2 theme.

[Silver007xx]

Don't go for idol just yet.

[therealdjsmuv]

geek rappers unite !

weird , i sorta like it

dj smuv

dj-smuv.com

[Katvin1234]

if uncle jesse likes it i don't see how i can say anything bad here. I sure want to, though.

[vidfreakk]

@frodo8888

well guess u cant paly zerg, noob

ANd that was great, i really liked it ^^

[frodo8888]

i listened to 20 seconds of garbage and the song still hasnt even started, come back when you cut out the 20 seconds of useless trash.

really wish i could thumbs down this more

[Johnstamoshavemercy]

Uncle Jesse approves.

Have Mercy