10 foot shark ripped in half by 20 foot shark - THAT is TFU!

It's distinctly possible the size of the mystery shark has been exaggerated in this story. But I don't let that get in the way of having fun.

It seems summer is early in Australia. The southern states are getting a heatwave at the start of November something we dont usually see until January. And the sharks are active.

Shark patrols have started early because the shark attacks have already started. A spear fisherman from Adelaide is currently recovering in hospital from injuries he sustained in a shark attack. You might say he was lucky his injuries werent worse. Youd be wrong.

Luck had nothing to do with it.

You see, when 25 year old Dean Brougham was attacked by a shark, he didnt rely on luck to escape. He punched the motherfucker until it let him go. Thats right, in Australia, thats how we roll. We punch sharks. Little kids are taught it at school. Right after finger painting we do shark punching.

We dont have surfers in Australia either, thats just what we tell the rest of the world so the tourists arent scared off. Mark Occilupo, Layne Beachley, Mick Fanning they arent world champion surfers. They are world champion shark punchers. Theyre only out in the surf to punch sharks. They end up surfing because the waves get in the way.

Shark attack story:
http://bit.ly/2bIeCl

Attacked shark story:
http://bit.ly/3TrTAG


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[TripleSlashX]

lmfao shark punchers

[AngryAussie]

@TripleSlashX It's what we are

[GeorgiaIsOnMyMind]

Omg@Britney "fucking" Spears. Freaking Hilarious.

[AngryAussie]

@GeorgiaIsOnMyMind Glad you liked it

[francetonomor]

Were did u get the shirt

[AngryAussie]

@francetonomor A shop called jayjays

[eldestsucubus]

@AngryAussie

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BITES IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHARK.

ahh genius :)

[McBoothie94]

he punched him in the face till the motherfucker let him go rofl

[CentinelThe]

man oh man , what an angry asshole

[AngryAussie]

@liam4458 Thanks :)

[liam4458]

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