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Uploaded by on Dec 13, 2011

Succubus's are real, and they live amongst us. Hide your kids, your wife is one of them.

The artist's channel: http://youtube.com/draculoh

There once was a pretty girl named Courtney,
She had the whole world in front of her,
She could be anything she wanted,
She could be a princess,
Or a ballerina,
She could be a teacher,
Or she could work at Tacos Bells...
She could be ANY of these things if she put her mind to it.

But as she developed,
She noticed married men started paying extra attention to her.
When her b^^ grew,
Their pants grew,
When her butt grew,
Their wedding rings disappeared magically.
Courtney tried studying in school,
But that was just too hard,
So after blowing on the one eyed monsters for years,
Courtney decided she would just find someone super rich to marry.

But who would be stupid enough to Marry a brainless one eyed dragon-blowing...
Or... monsters...
Or whatever is a metaphor for d^^.

A football player!
They get hit in the head all the time,
So like every evil succubus demon from h^^ she lured him into marriage.
But that is not where the stroy ends.

Courtney made sure the big dumb football player didn't sign a prenup,
She said "Oh please, please, don't question my love for you",
And though the football player had a small brain,
He had a big heart.
And 70 days later,
she took him for 10,000,000 dollars.

So what is the lesson for today?

Men should only have s^^ with men.

Because 99% of all women are succubus demons from h^^ who only marry you so they can screw you over in divorce court by stealing money they are in no way entitled to.

The end.

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  • this is about skye isnt it

  • YAOI FOREVER! :3

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  • Lol, nice ending. Caught me by surprise.

  • I wouldnt say 99% of women. I'm one of the women who can't stand women, I dont give a crap about your money (in fact, I buy my guys things), and although I can be a bitch, I'm not a demon or succubus or anything like that. That's just like saying 99% of men only think about what's in their pants. Is that true? I dont think so or that all men are empty headed, that's not true either . . . except around here it seems like it. So otherwise, good story and nice drawings. :p

  • XD all the women commenting are saying they are the 1% LIES!!!

  • sky did that to u

  • still a better love story than twilight

  • im the 1% the chicks from america ARE THE 99%

  • true story brah

  • . . .

    And it's STILL a better love story than twilight. :P

  • Kool Story Bro

  • Very true -_-

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