anti-jorts

What are your anti-jorts?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jorts
• anti-jorts
• brains
• gaytors
• gators
• uf
• unviersity
• of
• florida
• UM
• university
• miami
• hurricanes
• canes

[561Loco305]

Ranked lower than Florida because of endowments. When you have 20,000+ graduates a year, its easy to get a lot of donated money. Unfortunately, that's one of the biggest things the rankings are based off of. And I'm pretty sure there has not been a case in coral gables where a UM fan shot an FSU fan in the head because the FSU fan was honking his horn

[LukePHX]

I happen to be in a photo you used in your video. Hope we don't cross paths someday.

[561Loco305]

I'll be at the game sept 6th.

[LynchMobster47]

Jorts rule. I'm pretty sure arithmetic is about the full extent of your knowledge in math. I know people who are studying to be surgeons and rocket scientists (literally) at much better schools than U of Miami and they are rockin close to a 4.0 and they still wear the jorts. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! You're just trying to make excuses for being a big fat pussy who is clearly dissatisfied with his life.

[LiLWayneKissesMen]

Way to go douschebag you go to college. You want a fucking medal? Don't hate on jorts pussy.

[burp530]

jorts are the greatest piece of denim to ever grace your thigh and crotch.you must have a really exciting life sitting in a fuckin book all day im out gettin hammered in a good ole pair of jorts you FUCKIN LOSER

[amishmime]

There are no thugs at UiF? Really? Using a dead girls CC? What about Wilson? Patchen getting shot, was that in Miami? Ahh, using the decades old rhetoric that hasn't applied in about 10 years because you have no other argument. In fact Gators are probably the most criminal team in the land today. But I get it. You're insecure.

[lauddyboi]

of course they will... history speaks for itself, i mean even when they have a heisman trophy winner and some of the fastest players in the nation not to mention they ended up champs (in spite of Not being undefeated), they only play against a miami team full of freshmen with not only homefield advantage but sec refs as well, if we dont agree to those stipulations, the uf vs UM "rivalry" wont happen

[twentybinders]

good stuff :D

[FLAgators96]

One of the best academic schools, but unfortunately ranked lower than Florida. Why pay more to go to a private school like Miami when you could just take Bright Futures and go to a higher-rated academic school like Florida? And theres no worries about being stabbed, jumped, or shot in Gainesville like there is at Thug-U in Coral Gables

[Cache230]

Nicely Done!!! Go Canes

[death2all678]

Great video. I fucking HATE gator fans

[Flipsui305]

lol lol !! hahahaha funny shit man .. awesome job

[CaneZach]

Love it!! Let's go Canes!!!

[PRacrePerAcre1]

hahahaha We will have another dynasty soon two or three more years thanks to the common sense used by our NEW coach in using our hometown talent second to none! Will the Gaytors (cowards) pull us from their schedule again?

[reggaebob3]

HAHAHAHAH this shit was SICK!