4HOUR-THIRST!!!!

We know its been done, but this one is mocking 5-hour Energy
If you can't hear what we're saying, the script is below.

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Hey!!!
Do you want to stop your heart?
Try 4 --hour thirst
For people who need gratuitous amounts of heartbeats
With all new flavors like cardiac arrest
Brace yourself, your hearts going to be dangerously stressed
What's that? You want apples How about fast food
Made with heart attacks real heart attacks
(Screams)
Crime (screams) your be good at it
It's an energy drink for Chilean minors (minergy)
These aren't your stable puns, their cardiac puns (arithymic puns)
Crime energy crime energy first degree, second degree, third degree murder
More degree than your lawyer can handle
You'll be so fast that your brain will be like slow down and you be like f you and summon argon, the dark ruler from the 3rd dimension...
you'll have so many heartbeats (scream) coding all the time
Heart murmur, heart attack, heart skips, heart jumps, heart leaps, heart failure, and heart beating all the time
How high is his heart rate, it's over 9000, ____
Give 4-hour thirst to your babies and they'll be good at forced labor
It'll make them work abnormally fast
It'll make them work like Kenyans, and they'll get paid like Kenyans, get heart failure like Kenyans, and drop dead like starving Kenyans
So hey, don't gamble on your forced labor get minors, (screams) minor

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