Big Train -Staring contest

Giggles Cliffton for prime minister

We need Duran's brilliant innovations. And we need staring under lights. It's these things that will bring in the kids to the sport. However the 37 degrees may have been a tactical error. When he comes up to 32 degrees he is much more formidable. Bing Sharples....legend.

Fukkinn Funnnny this SHOW LOL

Surly thats illegal i thought the limit was 35 i dont know p.popstopolous would never drop to such bending of the rules

Duran should be banished from the S.H.O.F

lols these guys repic..i tried a starin contest wiv ma mate and lasted only like 10 seconds!! he was wondering y i blinked so much haha...i jst cnt handle not blinking..its like not breathing seriously!! esp if ur a mass blinker like me..i think i hav a problem..I BLINK TOO MUCH?!!! lols ^_^

How come Graham Taylor wasn't allowed to enter under his real name?

COME ON NANAK!!!

hahaha..the bit when the commentator keeps laffing is what gets me..and wtf is up with staring from under the table?? isnt that like cheating or sumfin..? and r they allowed to blink?>?? lools O_o

I think it's a joke about how British competitors in sports are from time to time not very good but marked out by their eccentricity.

In the old days this was a source of complaint, but they use stadium lights fade-in based on ambient light sensors. Nobody notices. There is a special module on this topic which you can choose at Kingston University (T1057). Mercedes are interested in the same technology so I don't know why they don't sponsor Stareathon!