Hello - The book of Starting strength

Just a tribute to /fit/.

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Hello,
My name is Harsh
and I would like to share with you the most amazing book

Hello,
Tl;Dr Tuna
It's a book about 5 compound lifts used in a two day split

It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life

Hello,
My name is Tinytrip
I would like to share you with you this book of Squats and Oats

Hello
My name is Redwood (Hello)
Did you know that Squats were first invented in the USA?

You can
Read all about it now (Hello)
In this nifty book, it's free, if you torrent it (Hello)

Hello
My name is Dr. Quad
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?

(Hello) Hello (Hello)
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use

Hello (Hi)
My name is (Squats and oats)
I'm jelly of your home (Hello)
It's an amazing book

Bonjour (Hola, Ni Hao)
Me Llamo Trucrypt (Do you even lift?)
This book gives you the secret to functional strength (U Jelly?)

Functional Strength (Squats and Oats)
Is super fun (Hello, U Mirin?)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done (My Face when)

You sure (Implying)
That's fine (Goodbye)
Do curls in hell (U mad brah?)
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life

Hey yo wazzzup! U tryin' to get fit for da hunnies in da club? Take this book and learn deez dance moves and you'll be mackin on hoe's nonstop

No, no, no Timbo!!! That's not how we do it! You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Tripfags, show him!

Hello (Hello)
My name is (Timbo)
And we would like to share with you this book of Squats and Oats

Hello
Hello
U mad
Come at me bro
Just take this book
It's free
For you
From me
You see
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
So you won't curl in...

Hello
You'll lose your gains one day
if you read this book you'll see that there's another way

Spend Eternity




On this routine
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life

The Book of Starting Strength

U Mad?

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Instrumental taken from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejiKWBS6MqI

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Parody
• Music
• Starting
• Strength

[CarnifaxMachine]

A lot of fags are going to dislike this but you really did a good job. This is high quality.

[cardiokiller]

uh..... haha!  uh......

[Michael94546]

That was fucking magical.

[mattlikesgraciebarra]

dude this songs catchy. i have no idea why you dont have a million views lol.

[HappeningMole]

"book of squats and oats" has a nice ring to it. Favorited.

[DisturbeD6699]

GLORIOUS

[iswatchi]

I am ashame.

[KingPaperclip]

Broadway isn't /fit/.