Viagra Tomato

With all the editing and production of 3-minute videos, I had to post a really quick and "dirty" post of the phallic tomato, growing in my father's secret garden. "Look at what we have growing," I was told as I visited the homestead for the Fourth of July. Suppose Dad actually used Miracle Grow, the Viagra for plant food?

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• home
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• july
• independence
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[evilkate666]

that was very very funny....thanks for sharring. kat

[LightForAll]

Youre welcome Kat... I just hope the effect can last inside me, lol

[milapse]

omg... very happy tomato.

[LightForAll]

Milapse, more happy than my luck lately! ha!

[ROYROYROYROY123]

@iismooseman lol a slut? i don't think he was cutting a slut. slit is what you ae looking for. jeez! 12 year olds are annoying

[SputnikMedia]

I have a tomato growing right now on a plant that has penis like appendage growing on it too

[rustysurfer87]

@iismooseman wow ur a dumbass if you think he went into all that trouble and even fuckin dumber that you came up with that ridiculous story of how he faked all this...get a life you are pathetic!!!!

[iismooseman]

So fake! It is obvious you wrapped several marbles up in Scotch tape & super glued them to the front of the tomato, carefully spray painting using an exact color match you attained from your local Home Depot in order to maintain an almost authenticity in color. Then you cut a slut below using an exaco knife and carefully super glued it back up to create a crack like look. The several coats of spray paint overlapping it covered up the glue drips. Sooooo obvious...And what a Pervert!...GodSpeed!

[LightForAll]

That tomato doesn't have erectile dysfunction.

[mywootgarden]

lol thats amazing! Is it caused bu compound flower things?

[LightForAll]

;o) imagine my face when I found it?

[LightForAll]

Dad definitely has some potent "miracle grow!"