we're new (a message from AHIP)

we're new and improved
half a century of screwing you is catching up with us and now we're shaking in our brand new gucci boots
we're new and improved
we've learned our lesson, don't believe a public option can provide the service that we should have been providing all along

oh maybe we won't cherry pick our
customers so much at least until we find
another loophole in the bill
and now that uncle sam is offering an option acne won't preclude you from your cancer surgery

we're new cutting coverage was for the sake of bonuses to ceo's who's hearts go out to millions that have suffered and died in the name of profit

we're new because you voted for a president who cares about people but we're fighting off his charge
we're new
thank god we have the senate in our
pockets they'll insure that we make out alright
and they're all fully covered anyway

you'll be forced into our plans you'll be
taxed and penalized so our stocks have just gone up as you well know
and here is where your premiums will go
back to lobbying the government, campaign contributions, 501's and executive bonuses and advertising,
legal fees, administrative costs and
actuarials, propaganda... and what's left will go to hospitals and doctors too
and NO WAY would a non-profit public plan
do all those things for you
we're new and improved

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