Hell Has No Fire Escapes church sign

Anglican church billboard sign in Queensland Australia

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[Yahweigh]

LOL, it pretty much says "god will hurt you forever"

[sushanalone]

The imaginative fallacy of hell. The perfect god failed to add them to hell.

[ThomasTrue]

I'll bet their church has fire exits though. There's faith in action for you. Just like the Pope in his little ice cream van with the bullet-proof plexiglass.

[5DollaPolaroid]

I cannot fathom why a god who says he loves you would cast you into eternal suffering after giving you free will. I mean, what about a little genetic tweaking so we aren't born with a propensity for jealousy, violence, hate, avarice, lust, laziness, greed, disinterest, rudeness and all of the other disagreeable qualities we have? It seems to me that there are too many of those qualities to constantly monitor ourselves against. G-d is just a crock, and a shitty babysitter to boot.

[Nagneto]

Why would you wanna leave Hell? That's where George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Mark Twain, That cute chick from math class (who ironical told you to go to hell), and all the dead hookers are at! Not to mention all the booze, drugs, and heavy metal you could ever want!

[Turha101]

@PlanetoftheAtheists

Yeah if only we would have flown a few more plans into building in order to get to paradise :(

Or raped a few more kidds, and asked for forgivnes :(

Damn we made the wrong choice :(

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

Yeah....once you are in Hell, no more Loving Caring All Powerful Forgiving God who offers Salvation to those who ask. Once we realize we made a mistake for not believing in utter nonsense, He will just laugh at us and let us burn....for all eternity...MUHAHAHAHAHAAHA. That'll show us

[toad862]

hi :)

[winterstellar]

Hehe, you should just mess a little with the sign. Make it say "Hell Has No Fire, closed for repairs/maintenance" or something..that would have been kinda amusing, no?: )

[Brettah31]

@alexspyk Its in the doctrinal report "The Mystery of Salvation" by the Doctrine Commission back in 1995. Its where the Church of England declared that its position is Annihilationism, not hell.

Of course this could be a clarification of something that was really pinned down previously, so I may be being a bit creative with the phrase "legislating hell out of their cannon".

Then again, who ever really listens to central management...