The Dr. Oprah Show.avi

This is a very, very old video. The second of the "Tony Vision" series. Basically, it was me and a bunch of the guys from Youth Group being idiots. lol So anyway, enjoy the randomness ;)

Oh, yeah, this was entirely improved. In case you couldn't tell. lol
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Made a transcript just for fun, since some of it's hard to understand. lol

Director (slightly cut off): We could make a whole movie from just you.
Tony: Yeah it'd be like, Napoleon Dynamite II.
Director: Starring Anthony. (long pause) Do something funny.
Tony: Oh yeah, yeah! (flips pillow up) The pie has returned.
Director: Really?
Tony: And it's about pillows.
Matt (off-camera): Wait, what? (On-camera) what do you want from me? Gosh!
Tony (off-camera): I was doing something and you missed it? (on-camera) Helloo, thank you for watching Oprah, but um, Oprah and Dr. Phil have been canceled for life because they committed crimes that led them to a (pause) path of jail for the rest of their days.
Director: Oh my gosh.
Tony: Today there's a new show called Doctor Oprah. And, Dr. Oprah will be operating on, Frankenstein. This is our guest-star today. Frankenstein, Syndrome.
Frankenstein: Aaauuurrg, aaaauuurrr.
Ton: He drinks chocolate milk made by the Ness Quick bunny, and he only appreciates the Pillsbury muffins. If you make him some (long pause) Chicken Noodle Soup, he will throw up. And if you give him (pause) Jedi Tonic (pause) he will spill it. (*Hoheeehah!*) And he likes to toast marshmallows (short pause) while playing (dramatic pause) the trombone.
Matt (off-camera): Tony now just laugh forever now, man.
Tony: He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha, ha.
Matt (still off-camera): No, do a real laugh.
Tony: You need to stop recording me.

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