Guy poos on bench

Standing at work I often have to stop people from going down our back stair case to pee. This night I shouted over and went to stop a guy going down the stairs as usual but as he walked away he was clearly nervous and desperate for the toilet. As he walked away we saw him go to the bench and sit down. It took a moment to realise he had pulled his trousers down and it wasn't just a pee.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bouncer
• doorman
• scotland
• guy
• toilet
• nightclub
• pub
• bench
• poo
• pee
• street