KUBBY CHRONICLES, Episode 1, (Giuliani Kills Kenny)

"DEATH OF KENNY" FOOTAGE RELEASED IN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN VIDEO

FORT BRAGG, CA -- In a stunning turn of events, Libertarian presidential candidate Steve Kubby's campaign organization has announced that it will release previously unseen shocking footage of an on-set death -- the murder of the South Park, Colorado medical marijuana patient known to friends and loved ones as "Kenny" by none other than Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani.

The footage is included in a R-Rated Version of The Kubby Chronicles, Episode One, which was released today on YouTube.com. The circumstances of Denny's death are still under investigation by California authorities, but the footage clearly implicates Giuliani. The former mayor of New York -- known for his rabid opposition to medical marijuana and for his city's record-setting marijuana arrest rates, while he was mayor -- apparently made an unauthorized entry, accompanied by fellow drug warrior and presidential candidate John McCain, to the cannabis dispensary where the video was being shot. There, he assaulted Denny during a break in filming, while the young patient was receiving his medical marijuana via IV. Denny was pronounced dead at the scene.

"Capitalizing on this senseless tragedy wasn't in the playbook" says director Doug Scribner. "We just wanted the actors from our 1998 South Park commercial back together again for a screen reunion. But Kenny's grieving parents convinced us that publicizing it may help America stop Giuliani from killing again." Friends say the young actor, who had been battling cancer for the past two years, had just gone into remission.

Kubby was unavailable for comment and rumored to be accompanying Kenny's body back to Colorado for burial but, says Scribner, "he approved the message before he left."

Giuliani's whereabouts are unknown. Local authorities have warned citizens not to approach Giuliani, as he is considered prone to bizarre, and it now seems violent, behavior.

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[rj007]

Awesome vid! It deserves more views than it's gotten.

"Screw you guys, I'm voting Kubby!"

[comeonfolks]

RON PAUL!

[evadmurd]

A third party will never win the presidency.  It is impossible. Can't happen.

I heard it on FOX.

[libertarian4322]

This commercial probably cost about $50 to make, and its better than the million dollar commercials we see from the "mainstream" candidates.

[Soccrmastr20]

Steve Kubby owns

[tracysaboe]

Onlike Kubby. Ron Paul actually has a chance to Win. And he IS a libertarian.

You might not like it, but that's the Reality. You need to vote for Ron Paul in the Republican PRimeries.

Tracy

[smallgovisbest]

Another ground breaking commercial from Doug Scribner. Kubby is the best option for the Libertarian Party Presidential nomination - Go Kubby!

[MikeCANN]

Give it a break. It's a great video killing the scum and supporting Ron Paul, Dennis K., Mike Gravel, etc. Free speech, Steve's using, good for him and us.

[mlang52]

Funny, but are you serious, man? A third party is alleged to be a spoiler, in our present political environment!