Regarding Cake

http://forums.enturbulation.org/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=2614

The thread quoted in this video.

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This is a citation from a thread from the enturbulation dot org's forum, Regarding Cake.

These are some general rules and tips if you are to bring cake on L Rons Birthday.

1. Bring trash bags/ know where the public bins are. Leaving a mess, hurts the cause.
2. The cakes must be delicious. Inferior cakes hurt the cause.
3. Pornographic cakes may be illegal at a public protest. Illegal cake hurts the cause.
4. The other kind of "illegal" cake will really hurt the cause. (even though "space cake" is too perfect.)
5. If you choose and Ice Cream Cake, do not let it melt. Melty cakes hurt the cause.
6. If your local protest chooses to enjoy delicious cake, ensure cakes are legion. Insuficient cake hurts the cause.
7. Use only flimsy plastic knives to cut cakes, metal knives can be considered weapons. Weaponized cake hurts the cause.
8. Document who gives you cake. If you are poisened by OSA plant, it will be useful. Poisen cakes hurt the cause.
9. If you choose to enjoy delicious cake, you must enjoy it. Unenjoyed cakes hurt the cause.
10. Do not get cake on your masks. Cakey masks hurt the cause.

Remember.
Our actions speak louder than cake! But more people litsen if people who litsens get cake.

We do not forget.
We do not forgive.
We are legion.

Expect us.
Expect cake!

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Cake
• ron
• Birthday
• 15/3
• 15th
• march
• curch
• of
• Scientology
• Anonymous

[Anonymouslygreen]

Im leaning to no-cake now. Wrapped cakes is win!

[anonymees]

cake will be legion.

[Anonymouslygreen]

Better be if you are to enjoy it. Insufficient cake hurts the cause!

[rametarin]

I highly recommend against this. Please, before you label me a Co$ plant, hear this out:

Suppose a CoS winds up poisoned/food poisoned/claims that a cake was contaminated by Anonymous? It would hurt the cause. And the Anonymous couldn't claim it wasn't their group, because they were giving cake.

So I still think giving cake is a bad idea, and just gives them ammunition to scream "ATTEMPTED MURDER" back in Anon faces.

Please, PLEASE rethink operation cake. It opens many doors to bite your ass.

[anonazero]

a stig cake would be a weaponized cake and weaponized cake hurts the cause.

[Anonamomily]

Anonomous. 'Tis a silly bunch! Do cakes migrate?

[SalubiVires]

Be careful when you wrap your cake, Badly wrapped cakes hurt the cause.

[SalubiVires]

I suggest a Stig cake - For the stig is the the fastest anonymous of them all.

[GastonFTW]

Cake is a horrible idea and can only lead to liability. They will be actively looking for avenues to accuse you of crimes(poison) and may possibly even seize the opportunity to hand out poisoned cake themselves. At least two OSA wore masks on the 10th.

Do not bring cake and especially do not eat cake at a March 15th protest. They had barely a week to prepare for the 10th; they're trying to prepare for this one and you're giving them options.

Hopefully v=EoRK3O4430g will change your mind.

[anonymees]

It's too good a publicity tool to not do. imagine over 9000 guy fawkses in suits and party hats and with picket signs, eating cake outside scientology centers around the world. This will get attention. Attention benefits the cause.

Also, cake is delicious.

[anonymees]

It's a plant! burn the plant!!

Don't give cake to Scientologists or passers by. It would make us vulnerable to false accusations, and few would accept anyway. The risk is still there if we keep it amongst ourselves, but I think we'll be all right. what anon would poison it's fellow anons? The first suspect would the Co$, and they should be able to figure this out.

Also as this video makes clear, no anonymous who poisons cake would be acting in the name of anonymous, so our reputation is safe.