NewsBusted 1/27/12

Topics in today's show:

--Obama goes for huge venue to accept Dem nomination

--Liberals in Congress target oil company profits

--Gas expected to hit $5/gallon in summer

--Kobe Bryant's wife looks to get 3 mansions and $75 mil in divorce settlement


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[rodrigozuniga45]

Totally! I'd rather look and listen to Jody than to Jay Loonie and David Lettermoron. A lot funnier too!!

[mrains100ify]

@Simplicimus1945 Sissys like you assume anyone that oppose Obama is a fool or a racist.

The main reason i oppose the President is that he is a pro-abortion baby killer. The President also anti-Jewish, and he is a Socialist or Communist. Take a bath, grow up and get a job. And stop being a sissy.

[spideraxis]

Isn't it wonderful to see the liberals the butt of jokes for a change?

[lizardtown]

@Simplicimus1945 First question, do you understand what the saying "What's good for the goose is good for the gander" means? Second, where are your intelligence, logical, rational points, especially in the use of count? Three, please describe what part of fucktard is rational and logical? Four, how are you not a fucktard? Thanks....in all sarcasm and trolling.

[82compoundw]

@oldfart387 Neither one actually. If I were a Liberal I would most likely be as obsessed with self-servingness as the rest. But I'm not. I just don't like that crap, and it's off topic in my opinion. Easy, cheap shots, nothing more.

[724Broncofan]

Dear any liberal who comes here to talk shit:

You need to be nice to conservatives, b/c we are the ones who is taking care of you garbage, deadbeat ass. As soon as conservatives get tired of taking care of your lazy ass, you will have no one to take care of you, b/c liberals are the lazy ones who want to do nothing and have the conservatives take care of them. Well guess what we can't anymore and we won't.

Sincerely, a conservative who is tired of taking care of your stupid, lazy no good ass.

[724Broncofan]

@mrains100ify Yes dude, thank you so much for that comment. It made me laugh. I hate sissy's lol.

[bearone7777]

@rodrigozuniga45 LOVE YOUR COMMENT. KEEP ON WATCHING, AND KEEP UP THE PRAYERS FOR AMERICA. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL RETURN FROM THE DEAD.

[mathman54]

Who is Keenan Thompson?

[chronDiggity]

@mrains100ify

Wow man, that was a great comment.

[chronDiggity]

so THIS is where the stupid people hang out

thumbs up if you eat your boogers

[jtkirkfan2002]

@Simplicimus1945 Wow! What a comeback! I can see the steam coming out of your ears from all that thinking you had to do to come up with that all the way from here! Go back to your racist conspiracy theory channels. All the other people there with foil hats on miss you.