the most offensive joke ever preformed by Can't Afford Cable

This title is not just a clever name this is a very offensive joke and should not be see by those easily offended. in the style of andrew Dice Clay, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Jeffery Ross, and Lisa Lampanili, this would make a great E- card with a great sense of humor.

this joke is like one that would play on one of the comedy central roast, like the bob saget, david hasselhoff, pam anderson, william shatner, celebrity roast. definetly something Gilber Godfried would say

This is from the guys that did the september 11th joke about it being september 10th you know what that means party at my house for tosh.o this would make a great viewer video for one of his episodes we could use a web redemption.

Starring

Tim Shields as the guy
Ashley scott crowe as the hot girl
Julie Lawler as crying girl
Jimmy Sowell as the rapist
Written By Ryan Hixson and Jimmy Sowell
Directed By Ryan Hixson

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stand up
• offensive jokes
• the aristocrats
• roast

[reverseffect]

damn, get a better microphone.

[ryehixson]

@reverseffect that wasn't the problem on this one we shot while the bar was in full operation, so it was never quite but they did give us permission to shoot their so I can't really complain

[FrankChickens]

Since we're doing jokes, here's one: why must you break Helen Keller's fingers? So she can't tell anyone when you rape her.

[ryehixson]

@FrankChickens lol that's raw I like it thanks for sharing

[adzismyname]

I have a joke you can act out. The joke is 'how do you know your sister is on her period?' 'you can taste the blood on your dad's cock.' Now I'm sure you fags can act that out because by the looks of it you both suck dick at telling offensive jokes.

[ryehixson]

@adzismyname I don't mind being dissed if it's funny good shit guy, that's fucking funny

[ElWetto]

not very offensive. throw some racism or religion bashing in

[boomingpearl]

lmao "is that a yes"

[didijustdothat1]

that was shit.the kinda stuff you'd expect from an immature pair of fags

[matsakenclaq]

@Bluestarwarrior1 really!!??!!

[matsakenclaq]

This sucks... You should not call this a joke, It's just a stupid teenage video.