Ode to Comic Sans

Mikah and Elise, this is for you. :]

I wrote an essay on Microsoft Word
I can't remember the time or place
I just remember the way I felt
the very first time I saw your typeface
The way the pixels popped out at me
made my smile erupt like electricity
If you weren't just a font you could be my man
Oh how I love my Comic Sans

Comic Sans,
oh Comic Sans,
I want to hold you in my hand
Hot pink, orange, or olive green
You're beautiful to me
Comic Sans,
oh Comic Sans
Please answer my one demand
Love me like I love you
Comic Sans

I get on my computer
just to see your smile
And my friends all think I'm crazy
but they're just in denial
because to me you have more beauty
than a sunset by the sand
I'd make love on the beach with you
my darling Comic Sans

Comic Sans,
oh Comic Sans,
I want to hold you in my hand
Hot pink, orange, or olive green
You're beautiful to me
Comic Sans,
oh Comic Sans
Please answer my one demand
Love me like I love you
Comic Sans

Those graphic designers,
they just don't understand
the way you make me feel inside
and how our love is grand
But know that I still love you
and I'm making wedding plans
I'll send out invitations
typed neatly in Helvetica (just kidding)

Comic Sans,
oh Comic Sans,
I'd tattoo you on my hand
Hot pink, orange, or olive green
You're beautiful to me
Comic Sans,
oh Comic Sans
Please answer my one demand
Love me like I love you
Comic Sans

Category:

Music

Tags:

• SaraTheVlogger
• comic
• sans
• comicsans
• crappy
• font
• typography
• meme
• graphic
• design
• helvetica
• nerd
• ukulele
• uke
• ballad

[ValerianGaudeau]

Shame on you ! People are trying to save the world of the evil domination of Comic Sans, do you realize what you are doing here ?

bancomicsans(dot)com

[SaraTheVlogger]

@ValerianGaudeau It's a satire! I hate Comic Sans.

[pro3455255]

haha i always wondr how u pronunce comic sans,

first i thought Sand, song, or sang

but SANDS lol

[colonelelise]

AHHHH GODDDDDDDDD. :D I love you Sara.

[RisenTwice]

This is terribly brilliant, with emphasis on the TERRIBLY.