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Christmas Boner (A Christmas Miracle) "LIVE" - Featuring Joe Gamble and special guest Al Church

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Pictures Of Then drops some holiday cheer on yo ass. Live at Maudlin Presents: The (3rd) Worst Christmas Pageant Ever @ The Triple Rock, Minneapolis.

FREE MP3 Download here: http://picturesofthen.com/christmas-boner-a-christmas-miracle

Christmas Boner (A Christmas Miracle)
Featuring Joe Gamble and special guest Al Church on vocals
Joe & Casey Call on mad beats (DJC & Case-adilla)
and Sarah Frazier as Sexy Elf #1

LYRICS:
Now this is a Christmas party
getting all sloppy on my holiday toddy
but I don't want to get too naughty
I still wanna see what Santa brought me
cause when it comes christmas time
there's only one thought on my mind
all those presents underneath that tree
I can't wait to see which one's mine.

When I get a present I shake it
not to hard cause
I don't want to break it
Oh its from you, did you make it?
a brand new sweater, hand knit?
I'll take it
If I don't like it I'll fake it, take it
to the goodwill and donate it,
and in the grab bag I'm trading
my book for the the shake weight
I'm up grading




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Christmas time, all I want is presents
big or small, all I need is presents
keep you cards all i want is presents
12 days of christmas all i need is presents
Tell your mom, all i want is presents
Keep your food, just feed me presents
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- hold the phone




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Its Christmas Eve I can't sleep
I'm lying in bed but all i can think
about are presents underneath my tree
so I wonder downstairs to take a little peak

but first grab a christmas treat
So I moseyed to the kitchen for a holiday snack
Christmas cookies in stacks
and Chocholate covered cherries
they're like christmas crack
And I poured myself a night cap
to get settled in for a long winters nap

When by the tree, what did I see?


A great big present...just for me???


What could it be?



AHHHHHH
It's Al Church
and I have to say
I just couldn't wait
until Christmas Day
To bring all the presents for all the babes
Now Church is in service, it's time to pray

Ahhh its early chirstmas morning
Mom and dad are in bed fast asleep and snoring
but I feel like exploring
all the gifts by the tree on the living room floor and
outside it's still snowin
but I'm warm indoors with the TV glowin
TNT in full glory showing
24 hours of the Christmas Story

Busting out my christmas sweater
During this cold winter weather
and write me santa clause a letter
asking for those all those toys, the bigger the better

Um al...how do feel?
...Pretty good...me too
so lets keep it real
and make this christmas legit
like oh my god thats some banksters shit

I've got a Christmas Boner
a Holiday Hardon the size of Minnesoter
This happens once like every year
where my holiday cheer becomes
a holiday spear

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