X box 360 vs PS3 vs Wii Comparison

the console wars thing that every reviewer gotta do, so fuck it! here goes. x box with halo, ring of death call of duty, ps3 with no games and bluray and wii with crap games and remote

oh!! btw, i have all the consoles so... im no fanboy.

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[drublefizz0014]

funny lol i own a wii i think i may buy a 360 have a PSP its a shame though i love FF which is mainly on PS3 but the PS3 sucks cock

[GameKingAss]

FFXIII could be going the way of Assassin's Creed and Virtua Fighter 5!!!

According to Georges Fornay

"...As far as Final Fantasy XIII goes, I can tell you that the exclusivity is in discussion."

could be on the 360 if were lucky!!!

[louisaracket]

PS2 is best...wii smells

[GameKingAss]

lol! ps2...

[stringanime]

Wii is best. FPS using analog is so old and only belongs on Wii Virtual Console LOLOLOLOL!!!! Sin & Punishment for Wii VC is the best aim-with-analog game in my opinion, but the fact is that most people just can't play that game because they don't have Wii or they are no good at it.

[GameKingAss]

omg! its a pain, but....  ye, you right-ish...

[rlphrlph]

ps3 has games now in order from best to worst ps3 n64 xbox 360 wii

[lijpeshitouwes]

Aaah dude you really know how to make it funny!!

"There isn't a ring made that can stop a spartan."

RROD..

''Crap....''

The best console is the....PSP !! muahahaha !!! :P:P:P:P:P

ROFLMAO

[crazking]

Boys boys boys isn't it obvious the ps3 is great that's all there is to it but oh wait thexbox has "halo" you fucking xbox fans may say well my reply to that is fuck halo it's gay and no fun.it gets more attention in YouTube comments. Btw xbox needs to get with it lolol they suck you can't move it you can scratch disc etc WTF you guys arguing for isn't it obvious ps3 all the way

P.s anyone who counters this is a tool because they obviously don't get the message :D

[MATippett477]

Console without games is like a hooker without tits or a face, thats the best analogy ive every heard

[Shadowsf7]

@joinfp the 360 gets ur disks scratched if you move it they are not properly made and ps3 u dont need to pay for online

[silentkiller9000]

lol i laughed at the end "which ones the best....psp" lol

[JoinFP]

I have all. Sorry to say that 360 is the best. It's got great graphics, games, gameplay and lots of online players. It's super easy to use and the set up is easy for all ages. Sure, ps3 might have better graphics, but it's not enough to outweigh the 360.

[Chdonga]

All of the current gen games are shit. The Halo Player is the worst because all of its games are FPS. At least the PS3 an Wii has some variety.

[fasterfader]

youre on mAD CRACK, the fucking cockbox 360 isnt futuristic at all!! you telling me that a 10 pound plastic rectangle with a GIGANTIC power brick, with a disc TRAY, and no built in wifi is futuristic!!!???? trays are for easy bake ovens and cookies not for a 300 dollar game console!! and then theres the goddamn noise problem, FUCK, if you like getting EAR RAPED! with grinding noises from within that shitty hardware, go buy an xbox 360! i own all three consoles and the ps3 is by far the best!

[MrValter1337]

PS3 Without games would be a hooker without tits or face . haha :D:D:D

[jet9tmnt]

nah, the pc is the best for gaming

[Slick8088]

Red Ring of Death: It's like Microsoft f*cking you in the eyes with a c0ck of gold" hahaha brilliant

[fedsre]

x box 360 ring of death has been repaired

[Jangofat1]

at least you understood his humor ;)

me too think gamekingass is epic

[kupazmaslemutube]

how the fuck can you say that a cardboard box is more futuristic than the ps3

[microtendoso]

I agree but exclude the DSi its cool

[microtendoso]

it looks like a tweaked up grill/refrigerator/spiderman CD box case and it looks digusting. Not ORIGINAL AS USUAL with the spiderman letters. Wii rich,cute, compact, futuristic, 360, futuristic,major

[microtendoso]

i will explain pros and cons of a console

PlayStation 3:

Pros> Nice graphics,Blu-Ray Player

Cons> Boring games, lousy gameplay, gets a feeling of buying a DVD player instead of a platform

XBOX 360 pros

> Good Online, 5.5/8 gameplay, nice graphics, good games

Cons> RROD,Error E74, gets boring after playing for 3months(gameonly) sometimes lame gameplay

Wii> Best Gameplay,Really fun,6/8 online, good games

cons> Ok graphics, sometimes has lousy games

[vader329]

king shit didnt factor in mgs4

[kierandotkid]

hmm nice ps3 hooker

[scorpion1e37]

Hell yeah nigga

[triggaplz]

man your reviews are so damn funny

[4PeacexDarkness]

wha a cunt!

[JustCallMeSoupLad]

poor baby

[hercufles]

because english isnt my native language you idiot