Twinkie in a Ding Dong World

This song is about just trying to fit in in life.

This is from Tim Hawkins latest DVD, "INSANITIZED". Enjoy!

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You should take me seriously,
Even though I'm soft and little.
Yellow sponge cake on the outside baby!
Sweet, sweet in the middle.
I'm a deep fried, deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar.
You hear me coming, I ain't no Zinger,

I'm a Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
Come on!

You can't resist me, I know you see me.
By the Dolly Madison.
I'm a Hostess with the mostest,
Come on Little Debbie, you know I'm number one.

I'm a cream filled good
With a shelf life oh so long.
Go on and put me in a box,
That's where I belong,

I'm a Twinkie!
Hey, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
A little bit of magic in a celephane wrapper,
Come on!

What this song needs is a little bit of Cow Bell!

Stand up all you Powdered Doughnuts,
and Suzy Q's if you got what it takes.
Honey Buns and Jelly Rolls and Chocodiles
Moon Pies, Ho Hos, Oatmeal Cream Cake!

I'm a Twinkie!
Hey, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong...
A Twinkie-ie!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tim Hawkins
• Insanitized
• Twinkie
• Ding Dong
• How to fit in

[ChromeFXFilms]

Im going to his show on the 13th of may!

[Harsh757]

@ChromeFXFilms Awesome!

[TheDeadman419]

What this song needs is a little bit of cow bell!

[murderman911]

i want a twinkie now

[Cornflower28]

I'm proud to be a Twinkie in a Ding-Dong world! ;)

[sumitvids]

wildflower by the cult is the real song

[LisaKR88]

Every time I see a twinky now, I'm gonna think of Tim Hawkins! LOL!!

[SirOmega33]

TWINKIE!!!!!! thumbs if you agree

[LegendBegins]

Tim Hawkins shows how someone can be Funny without being inappropriate or perverted etc.

[Purity03]

Oh my gosh, did he just bit a twinkie and threw the rest at the audience? LOL

[Purity03]

@musicismymiddlename0 AHHAHHAHHAHHA

[Stellarhawkfan54]

I have this DVD

[LilLWH]

@MissHello231 even better a twinkie

[skyrules177]

Ever since my brother found this video, he said that this will be his Presidential Speech when he runs for Student Council next year. He even plans on throwing twinkies out into the crowd! But he still won't be as awesome as Tim. :D