Solubility Song

(to the melody of Dear Prudence by The Beatles)

Dear Students
Solubility sucks
Dear Students
Wish you the best of luck

Always nitrates
And perchlorates
And acetates
And just chlorates
Dear Students
Solubility Sucks

Dear Students
Open up your eye-ds
Dear Students
Chlorides, Bromides, and Iodides

Except when with
Silver, mercury, and lead
[random mumbling]
Get it in your head
Dear Students
Solubility sucks

REMIX!

(to the melody of Love Song by Sara Bareilles)

We gotta remind you
That hydroxides are not soluble
And neither are metal oxides except when with

The alkali metals, ammonium
And calcium
And strontium
Barium

And neither are carbonates, phosphates,
Sulfides, sulfites
The exceptions are the same
Even though Sar never tried
To memorize the rules until the night before each test
We wanna write you a solubility song today

REMIX!! again

(to the melody of Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!)

Gummy beargummy bear
Gummy beargummy bear
Sulfates are all soluble
Except those of lead, strontium, and barium
You must know the giveaways
They are the alkali metals and ammonium

But have no fear, cause we are here
To save you from your nervous breakdown
Never be scared to ask for help
Your peers are here, so give one of them a shout!

Wake up now, its time to go-go
Dont wanna leave you hanging like a yo-yo
Well wake you up, before you go-go
Dont wanna miss a chance to get that A
Well wake you up, before we go-go
Cause youre not plannin on goin solo
Well wake you up, before we go-go
Take your chance this year.

Wanna get that A
Yeah Yeah Yeah

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• Solubility
• Song
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• Chemistry
• Beatles
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• Prudence
• Wake
• Me
• Up
• Before
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• Love
• Baumwirt

[foshocuz]

i'll be there. don't disapoint me sweet thang

[gogogummybear]

dont you mean sweet thangs?

[foshocuz]

id break the law for you two anyday

[gogogummybear]

sweeet

vegas little white chapel

[gogogummybear]

okay! but which one? theres two of us. we both want to marry you. but polygamy isnt legal.

[ScizzayJ]

yea yea i got acetone, i know bout hydroxides, i leave dem at home, barium carbonate is a bitch, add magnalium what an insoluble mix! there's 8 miligrams per dm3, what does this mean for the blood in my body, thank god for haemoglobin, it keeps me coping, acetone patches the paint marks on coving! YEAH.

[TheSuperFroggieGirl]

this is absolutely awesome! LOVE it!

[MrRajanMan]

hey thats pretty sick! Check out my version as well! :)

[AzarathHanyou]

This is adorable!! XD Gotta say, the remix of Love Song was my favorite :P

[ylrobles7]

You guys were pretty funny

[SoreWaHimitsuBaby]

OMG I LOOOOVVVVEEE THIS! it seems reely long thi but idc its reely good and it helps A LOT !!!!

[keviar245]

i don't know what the intention of this song was. But it is calming me down even though I have a solubility test tomorrow. Thanks. :D

[LokixAlwaysxRight]

Cute geeks :3

[Chimp]

like em karaoke singer but very cute lol. love you girls <3

[itachicrasian2]

cute