You DO NOT Have A Personal Relationship With Jesus Christ
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Uploaded by CultOfDusty on Feb 22, 2011
Almost daily some moron tells me that the reason they know the Bible is true for a 100% fact is because they have a "personal relationship with Jesus Christ". I'm gonna have to go ahead and call bullshit on this one. I know Christians love to parrot stupid shit they've heard others say, like how their God is a "Living God" (if he is alive, where the fuck is he at? Introduce me!) or how humans have been "Fearfully and Wonderfully made" (why does everything revolve around fear with you people?)
However, at some point, you just have to stand up and point out to them that there "Christian Catch Phrases" are nothing more than mindless gibberish that doesn't mean anything. Just like the entirety of their religion.
"Fictitional" is a real word in my crazy made up space language. It means "More fictional than normal fiction". It's a whole nother level passed basic fiction, and off into the realm of extreme stupidity.
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Jesus Durden.
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You just ruined the movie Fight Club for me.
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@megimetal LAWLZ
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@megimetal LOL
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@megimetal LOL
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It's not a 1way street. It's totally 2way, but you have to ALLOW the 2way. You gotta unclog your ears from the spiritual ear wax and let him live inside you and speak to you. The reason you don't hear Him speak to you like a human being speaks to you is because He is in heaven and speaks through a SPIRIT! And I would just like to tell you that you can't be open minded but keep telling me I don't have a personal relationship.I love you,Jesus loves you.And I pray you will come to know His spirit.
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y do youz constantly speak in caps?
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I hope you get a personal relationship with Jesus before its to late.
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