No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story - Trailer

Jeremy Vaeni is an alien abductee whose contact with nonhumans has thrust him into a spiritual enlightenment process. That s what he says. But what does his family say? What do his friends think? Vaeni asks them point blank what they truly make of his life story before journeying to a UFO hotspot in the mountains of Northern California in search of aliens. What he discovers may shock you.

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[RamzGT]

This is a spoof, right?

[dancemonster]

@RamzGT It is not a spoof. It's a movie I made about the craziness that is my life, with a self-effacing twist.

[noddwyd]

@dancemonster sorry that was a bad attempt at a joke. I was recalling some story I heard where someone reached out to grab one of 'them' and it it kind of crumpled like paper to the touch, then vanished. like it was some kind of similacrum and nowhere close to a real living being. more like a puppet controlled remotely.

[dancemonster]

@noddwyd "I want to watch it because of the part where the guy draws the sword, cuts the alien in half, but then the alien evaporates before your very eyes." Wrong movie. There's no cutting of an alien. But yes, the movie is real with some fake elements. The fake elements are called out during the film and they serve a purpose.

[noddwyd]

@dancemonster so it IS real? Or IS it?! I want to watch it because of the part where the guy draws the sword, cuts the alien in half, but then the alien evaporates before your very eyes. Was it EVER really there to begin with!?!?1 I have no idea.

[KindaGamey]

Just some dude. I used to go by the name FreshLaundry. Perhaps you knew me then.

[dancemonster]

You told me that? Who are you?

[KindaGamey]

I told you it didn't have enough alien stuff! I was waiting for the movie. I was interested in your sexual exploits, however, but once that mystery was solved I had a good nap.

[dancemonster]

Go finish my book. I didn't write it so you could ignore it. GET ON IT!

[KindaGamey]

I never did finish your book. My bookmark is still in it where I left off. Funny finding you here on a totally unrelated web search (EEG).

[bozodpawn]

That's not crazy my friend....that is the jer....

[dancemonster]

So you're saying that the stale "factual" presentations that answer nothing are what's going to convince the world? Really? Wake me up when that happens. Meanwhile, first and foremost, I'm here to entertain you. If you learn something in the process, cool. If not, enjoy the show. (Or if you hate it, turn on the roommate roast comedy commentary track and THEN enjoy the show.)

[BoyintheMachine]

Yup, this one's sure to convince the world of the reality of alien abduction. Right on! How did you ever figure out that the key was to act as crazy as possible?

[dancemonster]

Nope. Well, the ad is supposed to be funny but no, the movie is real.