Work in Progress/ inside joke.

ANDREW. Everyone's gone insane without you and Joe. Seriously. Will doesn't leave his room anymore. He just paces all day long murmuring something about you being in his head. Tim killed himself. Amanda ate Justin, then threatened to eat me. The remainder of the girls suite went out and did meth out of denial until their teeth fell out. After that, they all went criminally insane. I managed to video tape one last family dinner before things got too out of hand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTEUlEeSnW4&feature=channel_page

You wouldn't even recognize the girls on the left, but I swear to god that was them the last I saw. I've barricaded myself in my room. I only have one bullet left in my desert eagle... I'm saving it for myself. The only humor left for me comes from the irony of the fact that it's the same gun Tim used to end his own life. I'm sorry Andrew. I'm sorry :(

tut tut... looks like joe and i are the glue of our suite. and you guys are the cardboard. and taiyo is the hobo. amirite?

What does it matter anymore? Point is, I probably only have a few minutes left to live. Amanda just started scratching at the door. She busted down Will's a few hours back and ate him. I could hear it so vividly... the blood curdling screams of a dying vocalist. A song no one should have to hear. He couldn't even defend himself in his insanity. He just kept yelling "why andrew why?"

I dare not waist my last bullet on her, for I know it will not be enough to stop her insatiable hunger for man flesh. It would be better to end my dreary life now then to have to face a slow and painful death at the hands of a cannibalistic monster. This is the end Andrew. It was nice knowing you. I... I love you.

Also, yeah. You and Joe were pretty much glue :D

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