can't or won't not (1/5)

This film is a so-called "experimental film" about 4 mentally-challenged artists: Can't (played by Adam Cooley), whose claim to fame as a child was painting the Mona Lisa on a piece of bread. The bread, though moldy and disgusting at this point, is hanging at a local art gallery. He was supposed to be a genius at the arts, but but he never did anything with his life except marry Or (played by She Who Will Not Be Named), a former model/performance artist who accidentally got burned during one of her "performances". She got so damaged that they had to put a beautiful mannequin body over top of her real body. She now broods in a dungeon, not having sex with Can't because she got the AIDS virus from a skeleton (named Skelly) she cheated on Can't with. She is now spending her time injecting the AIDS virus into people when she's not in her dungeon. They are both friends with Won't (played by Robert Smith) and Not (played by Kelly Oliphant. They like to get diarhea painted on their faces and lick each other. Enjoy this synopsis, because it really doesn't explain what this film is about. You're on your own!.....NOTE: THIS MOVIE IS FOR FRIENDS ONLY. IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE REST ADD ME AS A FRIEND.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• experimental films
• scissor shock
• adam cooley
• damon packard
• david lynch
• the residents
• stop-motion
• performance art
• sifl and olly
• cremaster

[lyrch84]

I only gave this one 1 star, and I did so from Ryan's account as well as my own.

[mradamcooley]

haha. good show. i'd reccomend part 5.

[GesusIgnivome]

Very strange! I need time to think about this! Haha! I'll comment more later!

[mradamcooley]

Cool. When you get a chance, I uploaded the rest. I think every part is better than the one before it.

[AMPFEAST]

AIDS is no fun you spoiled little art film brat. I HAVE AiDS! caught by fucking someone bare up the ass behind a museum. which makes me more avantgarde than you.

[poorlittlegirlscout]

Haha! yeah.. one of a kind. ^_^

[james0apple]

@AMPFEAST and just to verify, the ebola melted me into a liquid gunk as it does and my last wish was for it to be bottled and stored in a fridge so when i reincarnated i could get at it. i've been doing that for the next 20-30 centuries or so.

[james0apple]

@AMPFEAST dude thats hardc0RE. me i got ebola from being raped by a monkey with a banana it had used to kill one of its rivals (anally) but you're still pretty tr00 urself.

[rustyben911]

SICK VIDEO, YOUR MAD

[alienatedhominid]

Raw and thoughtful piece of ART that requires multiple viewings to appreciate it's intricate workings. I look forward to an Adam Cooley DVD someday...

[boreboreboreborebore]

holy shit you are amazing

[mradamcooley]

Haha Lyrch rules!