Uploaded on May 4, 2009
The story behind this rap: http://www.twinprov.com/2009/05/twinp...
Special thanks to Chris Curtis for the video camera, Jeremy Gossett for the lighting, Erin McKnight for the food and beverage service, and to Jeremy Salyer for letting us turn his house into a production studio for the night.
The final frontier
All sorts of crazy stuff
Be happening out here
Better warm up the engines
Up to Warp Factor 5
You need photon torpedoes
Just to stay alive
out on the away team
Hope nobody gets hurt
Unless you're the fool
in the unlucky red shirt
Whatever the mission
Enterprise gets it done
Trekkies roll with NCC-1701
So set your phasers to stun
And report to battle stations
Its time to rock
With the FIRST GENERATION!
(Theyre) Star Men/On a Star Trek/
Explorin the Galaxy/show some respect
Theyre Star Men/On a Star Trek
And if you think its awesome /Then you are CORRECT
Yo it's my man Scottie givin the orders
Get down to engineering and man the transporters
Hes the flyest smartest engineer alive
Knows all the secrets of the transwarp drive
When the galaxys in danger
And were in the darkest hour
We can always count on Scotty
(AS SCOTTY): To GIVE US MORE POWER
And who could forget the Romulan Ale scene?
(AS KIRK) : Scotty, What is it?,
(AS SCOTTY): Captain its GREEN
Mr. Spock as you know the officer of science
Tries to be a good Vulcan
so you know he aint lyin
When the plot gets thin
and it starts to unravel
He'll always save the day
with his Technobabble!
Vulcans use logic
to control their minds
But it all hangs out
When its AMOK TIME!
He might have green blood
But hes good to have around
Just a quick nerve pinch
and a baddie hit the GROUND
So Do you really wanna be a twin MC?
You gotga know Vulcan Psychology
With the secret technique
Clint and I are compelled
To complete the circuit of the Vulcan Mind Meld
His mind/ is my mind
We used to be two brothers
now we're ONE MC!
Sulus on the con
Space ninja swordfighter
Uhuras transmissions couldnt be much tighter
And dont forget Chekhov
Yo, That Russian is special
In Star Trek 4
He found da NUCLEAR WESSELS
Sulu never got a girl
And now we know why
(AS SULU): Do you want to get freaky like George Takai?
Dr. McCoy gonna make it all better
Bones can bring you back to life when you cant get much deader.
McCoy was the adviser but Kirk he was a pranksta
Dammit Jim, he says, Im a Doctor not a gangsta!
Majel Barrett as a nurse couldnt get much cuter
And a pretty fine voice for the next-gen computer
Computer Voice RED ALERT, WARP OVERLOAD
IN THE NEXT FOUR SECONDS, THE BEAT WILL EXPLODE!
(KLAXON SOUNDS X4)
Computer set a course for the neutral zone
You dont wanna get caught on the wrong side alone-
Buncha Birds of Prey just uncloaked over there
Your Shields just went down- Man that just ain't fair
Now your goose is cooked
Whatcha gonna do
nobody can win the Kobayashi Maru
There are just some tests that you just cant beat
But kirk was Starfleet Elite
And he pulled a little cheat
Against all odds when things are lookin scary- Yo!-
Captain Kirk dont believe in NO-WIN SCENARIOS
Kirk never met a lady that he didnt like
Got a playa's degree in alien PSYCH
Got the Orion slave girl
with the go-go boots on
Capn gets action on every planet hes on!
The Klingons talk big but their stuff is weak
Attack the Federation like every week
No matter the danger
Kirk never says never
He'll fix it in the CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER!
So many dangers the futures gonna bring
Like genetically superior
Khan Noonian Singh
Kirk faced him once, and he sent him far away
in the Original Series on the Botany Bay
He laid low, and time moved on
Till he got his revenge in the WRATH OF KHAN! (HOLD SCREAM)
And here comes the part that always makes me squirm
When Khan injects Chekhov with that ugly Brain worm
Okay, its a eel,
but it still fills me with Fear
I hear his screams in my dreams
As it be crawling in his ear
No! NO! Ah!! YEAH!
Khan got caught: he was monologizin,
theres no apologizin
One minute he was talkin
then he's vaporizin
Fronters just talk but Kirk walks the walk
Stole him a ship and went out Searchin for SPOCK!
Cuz he aint never gonna leave his crew behind
Got Spock a new body and a baby Spock mind
Now give it up for my boy
When he comes on screen
Yo it fills me with joy
Reprising his role as Starfleet ambassador
Make the sign when he says live long and prosper!
Let me be direct
Its a Trek
Not a war
Gonna boldly go where no one's gone before
To seek out new life
And new civilizations
Inviting all the ladies
To join the Federation
Clint: Scotty, two to beam up
Both: Live long and PROSPER!
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