Auditors Song: I Wanna Si (Die in Hokkien) [Under the Sea Parody]

Storyline: Ariel wants to be an auditor but Sebastian the lobster tries to talk her out of it!

Dedicated to all auditors (past, present and future): It's not an easy job!

Hope all auditors can have a good laugh and survive the peak!

Lyrics:
They warn you about going through peak
When you step into audit
Everyday do casting, vouching
And also cross referencing
You must know how to debit credit
If not you can't tie your balance sheet
You whole day press your calculator
Now can count faster than the cashier!

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)
I wanna SI (die in hokkien)
After pluck leadsheet
Still must do timesheet
More work for me!!
Why can't everything be I/C
Suggest leave, go home watch TV
Office so messy
Cant find my teh-C
I wanna SI (die in hokkien)!

When people are going through peak
No time to work out and keep fit
When parents ask us go home to eat
We cant, we eating with colleague
On some days when we are lucky
We can go home early 6.30!
Do you know what's AUDITOR's meaning
All U Do Is Think Of Resigning

I wanna SI (die in hokkien)
I wanna SI (die in hokkien)
I want throw letter
Straight at the partner
Take it from me!!
We work late hours everyday
But we get so dam little pay
We can claim taxi but can't claim OT
I want MC!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• auditors
• auditor song
• i wanna si
• i wanna die
• under the sea parody

[syafiqhere2rule]

1 person already resigned as auditor. ;P

[jacejai]

rofl at what AUDITOR acronym stands for.

[Princess18505]

Not so funn

[JeromeLeong]

@circleline28 Wait a minute, hokkien is Chinese, if not chinese then, we're not chinese already, Singaporen also dun have chinese already =]

[dominhtienvn]

I so wanna si`

[heavenbuff]

if i'm lucky i can go home at 10 pm TT^TT

[peect]

Deloitte Thailand ...

[mabiddi]

Deloitte - United Arab Emirates, Abu Dhabi...screw audit,

Cheers

[6572820IKN]

The Malaysian audit culture is much more different than its counterparts in Europe.Malaysia is full with diligent people from one race.(My audit lecturer said).For me,they like to work till death,but in Europe,auditors can breath.Hope we(Malaysian) can make this culture to be just a history.

[TheSmileyLaLa]

it is a dialect(;

[circleline28]

not english,not chinese,not indian or malay,not japanise.just another language usen in taiwan&singapore:)