A Convivial Vitiation & Mastication of Jane Eyre

WARNING: If you are generally not keen on spoofs, parodies or similar which take sweeping liberties with the original traits of fictional characters, this video may not be for you.

For everyone else who feels like a bit of fun, I hope you enjoy it. A couple of acknowledgements to make: many thanks to LovelyLady1988 for sparking off the idea for this video in my head, and also to KakkoiAru for encouraging me.

So, without further ado, cue the video, cue the music, cue Adele Varens as a backing singer, and above all, cue Neil Hannon's voice issuing forth from the mouth of Jane Eyre...

P.S. Sorry for the typo in the video credits

Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own any of the material used in making this video. All the footage is the property of the BBC and the music is 'To Die a Virgin' as performed by The Divine Comedy. My only input was how the material has been editted in this particular instance.

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[teabird61]

Very funny video! The wonderful thing is, of course, that Jane did not die a virgin, she only had to wait a year and got to give it away on her terms, like everything she did. And Rochester, for the first time in his life, got to experience sex in the kind of relationship he'd always wanted. Worth the wait for both of them, I'd say. And I imagine that once they were married, they set the place on fire, so to speak!! I picture them going at it like rabbits all over Ferndean.

[kymimos]

That would have been pretty disastrous...die a virgin I mean.

[minniemouseification]

ahhh i LOVE this video but this just craks me up " virginity is nothing, you can loose it riding a bicycle" <3

[lmvanillarose]

Absolutely hilarious. GOod job.

[robertchase01]

cracks me up every time I watch it!

[ladyfrady]

That was hilarious!

[quibily]

Awesome! I loved this!

Cue Edward Rochester gallantly approaching the pining Jane and sweeping her off her feet - onto the bed: "You don't have to die a virgin. I can make certain of that!"

[DibbersDibsdale]

Hilarious! Adele's backing vocals were the comic high point of my year!

[mjloca]

i almost fell off my chair with laughter! brilliant video!!

[prettyiris]

LOL!!! i couldn't stop laughing!!! this is a brilliant piece of work! that bit with adele for every "shalala" was genius! XD

[belakjorfa]

LMAO <3 love it!!!!