And You Thought Your Divorce Was Bad

http://www.coolmom.com || Nothing like having a newborn to remind me of how freaking hard it would be to be a single mom. Even when my husband bugs, I would be hard-pressed to cut him loose just so I can say, "Can you get me a glass of water?" while I am nursing. Seriously, he'd probably have hit me across the mouth before I'd want to go it alone. I don't have that much energy. Unless I had gobs of money for the round the clock help then unmarried woman here I come!

Here's a wacky tale of an obnoxious divorce.

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[missgilliantopaz]

you would divorce your husband if you had round the clock help? Wow.

[gurumagoo]

If anybody has a worse story that I'd love to hear it.

[gurumagoo]

Almost forgot.....I was self-employed and owned my own business which I had built from the ground up while in college. As part of the divorce settlement, I was forced to sell off almost half of my interest in my own company to pay her. That is, I had to take on a partner under less than favorable terms. Within six months my company is busted and I have to sell my remaining interest and declare bankruptcy. Now I have ruined credit, live with my parents, and work at Home Depot at age 30.

[gurumagoo]

Ah.........but my humiliation is not yet complete. About a week after the divorce is finalized, a friend who lives down the street from the new house (now my non-working ex-wife's house), calls and tells me there's a UHAUL parked in front. Unloading the truck is my ex-wifes boyfriend (next door neighbor from the previous house) whom she had apprently been seeing behind my back for the past 3 years. I am now 30 years old and living with my parents. Isn't life wonderful?

[gurumagoo]

Apparently....her attorney was worth every penny, because by the time we left court, I was a sadistic wife beater who looked at child pornography and had had at least 3 or more affairs. I was screwed. The judge bought it all. She took almost everything I had. Even took my dog that I'd had for 10 years. On top of all that, I had loved her desperately. I was utterly destroyed.

[gurumagoo]

Wife has heired a high powered divorce attorney WITH MY MONEY. Receits after the divorce show she had contracted him 3 months before we bought the house. Her attorney costs so much, that I can't afford one. Afterall, I have other bills like her car note, her auto insurance, her medical insurance, a brand new mortgage for a house I don't get to live in.............

[gurumagoo]

That ain't shit. Married for 6 years. Emotionally abusive stay at home wife. I buy us new house, move everything in and immediately have to go on a 3 day business trip. Come back....locks are changed. Police serve me with divorce papers and restraining order and escort me away from MY HOUSE. This was totally out of the blue. We'd never even talked about the possibility of divorce.

[hemahema88]

Haha..you so cool darling

[CPVinish]

You're EXACTLY like Kate Gosselin!! I hope your husband leaves you soon!!! Kate Gosselin is annoying and bossy, and so are you!!!! Stop talking and stay in the kitchen!!!

[jtkirkfan2002]

I can't fathom who would want to marry this self-centered b**** in the first place.