Martin Wrote:
Rough songwriting demo for the ridiculous song "There's a Platypus Controlling Me" from the Phineas and Ferb episode "Brain Drain."
Written by Dan Povenmire, Swampy Marsh, Martin Olson and Kaz Propuolenis.
Performed by Dan Povenmire and Martin Olson.
Martin said the first two lines, then Dan "sang" the rest as Doof, and Dan and Martin overdubbed the callouts.
Demo produced by Martin Olson.
Written in an hour, recorded lo-fi in Dan's office at Disney using Garageband and no mics. I think Swampy also contributed to the lyrics.
Copyright 2009 by The Walt Disney Company
Lyrics:
Vanessa: Dad?
Doof: Hi, Vanessa!
Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
Doof: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers
Kids: Whaaaat?
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAAAAT?
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
there's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
KIDS: Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
KIDS: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: No just me
KIDS: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
KIDS: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...
There's no platypus controlling me!
how come people want to write a book instead if just A VIDEO DESCRIPTION MAYBE THATS WHY NOONE READ IT MOON MAN ,A BREIF DESCRIPTION OF THE VIDEO NOT A BOOK CMARTEE ACCEEEE
momtarba 4 months ago
@momtarba What?
TheMooMooofDoom 4 months ago 3
how come Vanessa's voice is different???
littlemslol 11 months ago 5
@littlemslol I don't know. How come people don't read the descriptions of a video?
TheMooMooofDoom 11 months ago 19
why vanessa talk like man?
.__. eso me parecio a mi
NinDama 1 year ago
@NinDama This is a demo, voice was done by one of the songwriters
TheMooMooofDoom 1 year ago 7