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Choose Spurs. Choose 23 years of European futility. Choose 46 years of league humiliation. Choose to waste millions on useless midfielders. Choose to support a club that may never crack the top 4 again. Choose diarrhea, then use that as an excuse for losing fourth. Choose to wear shit stained shirts to commemorate the event. Choose to hire a French manager and then see him leave after 13 games when you realize he's not Arsene Wenger. Choose not to support your best manager in decades, because you're chatting up a Spanish primadonna. Choose a path to mediocrity and call it a bright new future. Choose to waste 9 million on Jermaine Jenas. Choose to spend 16.5 million on Darren Bent and never play him. Choose an acrobatic leprechaun as your striker and then force him to tone down his goal celebration. Choose not to be liked by anyone and then wonder why no one does. Choose to complain about the referees and know they may never give you a decent call. Choose a midget Englishman and then never play him either. Choose St. Totteringham's Day in October. Choose shite over Arsenal. Choose to leave the swammp lands for a cesspool and call it White Hart Lane. Choose Paul Robinson. Choose an arse-faced dane as your sporting director only to watch him leave you for Chelsea soon after. Choose to forget 1882-2007 ever existed. Choose to have one of the largest squads in England and then realize they're all shit. Choose to change your underwear every 10 years. Choose Judaism and then can't be bothered to spell it. Choose a world-class striker and then have him begging to be transferred to United. Choose to ignore newspaper interviews because you can't read or write. Choose Paul Gascoigne because he can't either. Choose Gheorghe Popescu and realize you wanted Gheorghe Haje. Choose a turkey standing on a football and call it a badge. Choose a world-class striker that starts with SH and realize you could never have afforded Shearer. Choose mediocrity. Choose Spurs.

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  • Happy St. Totteringham's Day.

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