Mr. Punch - My iPad (Won't Go Online!) (Black Eyed Peas "The Time [Dirty Bit]" Parody)

MY FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/mrpunchuk
MY TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/mrpunchuk

Go and buy the Black Eyed Peas "The Time (Dirty Bit)" and I hopefully won't get in trouble :-)

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/the-time-dirty-bit-single/id401003151

Better go and get an iPad too while you're at it:

http://www.apple.com/uk/ipad/

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LYRICS:

My iiiiiiii
Pad
Won't go online
And it's never crashed this bad before
It's not fair!
It's so poo!
And I don't know what to do!
My iiiiiiii
Pad
Won't go online
And it's never crashed this bad before!
It's not fair!
It's so poo!!
And I don't know what to do!

Google it!
Google it!

Well I opened Firefox
Typed my words, in the box
I just want to download pictures
Cheryl Cole and Megan Fox
But oh god, oh no!
It's going so slow
It was working last night
But now it works no more.

So I put my tablet down
Got my laptop, searched around
Kept on searchin 'til I stopped
Until the truth I thought I found
But no info here
Just literature
From some old lady
Up in Doncaster!

Even went to WikiLeaky
But I wasn't really able
To find technical support
Just diplomatic cables
I need update files!
For my hard drive!
I'll just phone up Apple
Using my mobile

I'm not!
Having!
A good time
With this!
I'm telling you!

My iiiiiiii
Pad
Won't go online
And it's never crashed this bad before
It's not fair!
It's so poo!
And I don't know what to do!
My iiiiiiii
Pad
Won't go online
And it's never crashed this bad before
It's not fair!
It's so poo!
And I don't know what to do...

Category:

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[PRDISNEYCHANNELLOVER]

you have pretty eyes :)

[profpkers]

thumbs up if u just burst out laughing when he says "google it!" ;)

[profpkers]

@CritiCalDane ikr

[CritiCalDane]

@profpkers that awkward moment when: your top comment is still a top comment after 6 month with only 9 thumbs up :)

[CaptainSupernova]

My cheeks are starting to ache! I be your nose and chin could make something else ache... Love you Punchy <3

[CaptainSupernova]

@profpkers HAHAHAHA!!! I was thinking, "I wonder what he's going to say for 'dirty bit'...?" Fuckin' brilliant, he's so clever (=

[FemaleEmoLover]

i love you!!!!!!! marry me!

[LeahGJohnson]

Google It!

[Lukasx294]

369 Leute haben keine Hobbys was habt ihr gegen ihn? Er singt doch gut und

gibt sich Mühe lasst ihn doch.Macht das erstma nach

[123justinlover123]

what i got gistracted over your retarded mask!!!!

[parkour07king]

@FACOZIMMMMMMM Google it!

[FACOZIMMMMMMM]

What does this line " IT'S SO POO " means? alguém ai sabe?