Judge Judy ❀ The "Tooken" Episode

There's nothing really remarkable about this case. Another clueless chick with crooked teeth, too much make-up and hideous fashion choices comes on suing her baby daddy who, of course, wants nothing to do with her anymore because she's annoying. Police reports fly back and forth, allegations of cheating emerge, battles over possessions, and then there's the kid they share. This is all standard fare for Judge Judy cases, though. Nothing to write home about.

But when ex baby mama keeps saying "tooken" instead of "taken," Judy has had enough. She pops some Motrin and calls a time out to school the dim-witted plaintiff on how to properly conjugate the verb "to take." I don't think Miss Thang appreciated the English 202 lesson, but I can guarantee that thanks to this episode, she will never say "tooken" ever again. The defendant just looks relieved that someone shut this woman up and put her in her place. And if the defendant is reading this, please drop me a line :) I am fluent in both Spanish and English and never speak with my mouth full.

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Entertainment

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• judge
• judy
• couple
• bicker
• grammar
• Latino
• custody
• baby
• mama
• Court
• Intimate Relationship

[zenobia10127]

Just recently I went to my bank to dispute some issues (long story). Not only was I rebuffed, but the banker used the word "tooken." Twice.

Needless to say, I'm in the process of "tooken" my funds out of there.

[reymatt76]

@zenobia10127 Yeah ironically bank tellers make notoriously low wages so they'll basically take anyone with no criminal history. I mean, like any warm body, which is scary.

[brynnEsampson]

I absolutely love when Judge Judy corrects people's retarded grammatical errors. Fuckin idiots.

[rosey312]

Luna must be short for Lunatic.

[reymatt76]

@namnack Oh stop.

[reymatt76]

@magg0tmacdonald Look up the word "retarded" in the dictionary please. Also I have a family member who is very close to me who got menengitis as a child and, as a result, is mentally retarded. When you equate the word "retarded" with "bad person" it's very offensive to me. Not only that, but it's the wrong use of the word. Please educate yourself and try to be more aware.

[reymatt76]

@nhs2008NC It needed a hug.

[reymatt76]

@rddaos And you would know this because...?

[rddaos]

@reymatt76

being fat isn't that bad, it's curable with excercise, unlike homosexuality, pedophilia, etc.

[MrFloatingrock]

@reymatt76 lol

[MrLehnerd]

L&M odd they not allowed show cigarette ads on tv anymore here.....L&M must stand for Lousy&Mouth

[reymatt76]

@MrFloatingrock Aren't you fat enough as it is?

[MrFloatingrock]

@reymatt76 i don't want to be thinking of that, sorry, i want to keep my apetite