Naruto, Sasuke, Naruto, Sasuke (Naruto)
"The Ultimate Confrontation"
Taped By: John
Our Naruto skit from Ohayocon 2008.
We won Best Master's Presentation.
(since some of the lines were partially drowned out, here's the script)
TJ (Time Jump) Naruto: Sasuke, you have to come back with me.
TJ Sasuke: You are a fool Naruto. I will never return.
TJ Naruto: But..... hey, do you hear something?
Naruto: Hey, its us!
Sauske: Lets go talk to ourselves!
Naruto & Sasuke: How's it hanging Naruto and Sasuke?
TJ Naruto: Who are you guys?
Naruto: We're you dude!
TJ Sasuke: No way!
Sasuke: Yes way Sasuke!
TJ Sasuke: If you're really us, what number are we thinking of?
Naruto & Sasuke: 69 dude!
TJ Naruto & TJ Sasuke: Whoaaaaaa!
Naruto: Dude, you totally look gay in the future.
Sasuke: Shut up!
Sasuke: So Naruto, are you hokage yet?
TJ Naruto: no....
Naruto: Did you ever let Sakura talk you into a date Sasuke?
TJ Naruto: eh.... that's a sore subject....... herpes.
Sasuke: Look guys, we gotta go.
TJ Naruto: Naruto make sure you're excellent to each other and party on dude!
Naruto: Yeah, Thanks! (with a smile and rock sign)
Sasuke: Do you have any advice for me, Sasuke?
TJ Sasuke: ......no.
Naruto: jeez, you're even an ass to yourself.
TJ Sasuke: Hey Naruto, give my love to the Akatsuki!
Naruto: Who!?
TJ Sasuke: You'll see heh heh heh
TJ Naruto: You are such a bag of douche.
Naruto & Sasuke: Catch ya later Naruto and Sasuke!
Sasuke: Its too tight in here
Naruto: argh... don't touch me with your herpes!
Sasuke: I don't have herpes
Naruto: Yet!
TJ Naruto: hey, if that happened in the past, why don't I remember it?
TJ Sasuke: Oh, don't worry about it. It's probably just something stupid that happened in a filler arc.
TJ Naruto: Oooohh.
did anyone hear the girl who said "ugh, I don't think I can watch this." I bet after she was like "Nvm.. that was funny" :D
Display34 2 years ago 88
wlel for me, cause if you even turn number "69" upside down it is still 69... cause they are naruto and sasuke even the futere or the past has is the same person, just like 69 if you turn it upside down.
kaivin88 2 years ago 49