Melodramatic Assassin

An internal monologue.

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Listen to my EP here: http://willdixon.bandcamp.com/

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• WillsOdyssey
• Will
• Dixon
• Melodramatic
• Assassin
• Hitman
• Internal
• Monologue

[whhhahahat]

A respected master assassin would know how to adapt to the situation at hand! Take the shoes off and use the sombrero to disguise yourself as a one-man mariachi band. Your target, curious as to why a one-man mariachi band is on a pig farm, will most likely walk up to you and ask you why you are there. Then as your target approaches you, hit him over the head with your shoes.

Problem solved. Death by squeaky shoe. You're welcome.

[WoWzaKid123]

not first :(....oh wait

[MsInunnguaq]

I like how empty Will's head sounds ;P

[g2theIrishPianist]

Will Dixon, you restore my faith in humanity. Thank you.

[ddc32997]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheSchwartzcaster]

This is one of my favorite things EVER! This was great. LOL

[vicaragechick]

Nice Tractor :D

[thepappytube]

Also, the fisheye works well for this one. Why did I never think of this?

[thepappytube]

And again, this video is just here to remind us to vote for you, but it's still a bloody brilliant video. Well done sir :)

[emmfan09]

Will, I've greatly missed your videos. Throughout this, I thought about your screenwriting gig at your uni and how it is well-deserved.

[WildDayLily]

hyperventilating guinea pig

:)

[blauwmeansblue]

you sound like wheatley!