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Uploaded on Mar 22, 2011

Co-written by MC Nxtgen & Rob Gee http://www.robgee.co.uk

MC Nxtgen: http://www.facebook.com/McNxtgen, #NxtGenUK, http://www.myspace.com/mcnxtgen.
Director: Tom Walker http://mrtommywalker.wordpress.com/film
Director of Photography: Dino Dimopoulos http://www.unthankalliance.com/

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Chorus:
Andrew Lansley, greedy,
Andrew Lansley, tosser,
the NHS is not for sale you grey haired manky codger. (x4)

So the budget of the PCTs, he wants to hand to the GP's,
Oh please. Dumb geeks are gonna buy from any willing provider,
get care from private companies.
They saw the pie and they want a piece;
Got their eyes on the P's like mice for the cheese.
I talk truth when I ride the beat, you talk shite when you speak,
see money when you close your eyes to
sleep.

So fall back -- your face looks like a shrivelled up ball sack.
The stuff that you chat is bull crap, I'm sure Andy Pandy snorts crack.
Health minister, I mean sinister.
You know your public will finish ya,
is your brain really that miniature?
Give yourself an enema.

Made filthy rich by those who represent Walkers Crisps,
Mars and Pizza Hut, proved your a health slut and your always talking shit.
A hundred and thirty four pound an hour every week, that's quite a lot of quids;
and you came to the conclusion that the food industry should be a little less strict.

Scandal disclosed that you flipped your second home.
You said your claims were within the rules, filled your pockets, took us for jokes;
so how would you cope when broke folk get ill, injured and broke,
but don't have the dough,
to get their life back on the road, so poor die slow, and the rich take control.

(Chorus x 4)

Lansley's white paper: "Liberating the NHS"
sets out a plan where we'll become more like the U.S.
and care will be farmed out to private companies,
who will sell their service to the NHS via the Gps,
who will have more to do with service purchase arrangements
than anything to do with seeing their patients.

He's been given cash
by John Nash,
chairman of Care UK:
a private healthcare provider,
who, if they have their way,
will be the biggest beneficiaries
of conservative Lib Dem policies
to privatise healthcare and pull apart the welfare state.

These plans have been slagged by patient organisations,
charities and unions,
nursing and medical institutions.
The Royal College of GPs even joined the attack,
looked closely at the proposals
and said they were crap.
Say yes for the NHS, Andrew Lansley can suck on David Cameron's breast.
His quest is for the rich to pay less, and the poor have to stress, it'll be one big mess.

(Chorus x 4)

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  • KeyKrusher

    I love this track. Hope you're preparing for the next rap about the NHS now that Jeremy Hunt has taken over and is expected to carry on the destruction that lansley legislated for. I'm sure you could have lots of fun with the name Hunt!

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  • Ahibasabala

    Sadly they got what they wanted, i just never expected the Lib-Dems to be helping the Conservatives push the knife in to the NHS, but they were arguably even more enthusiastic about the sell-off than the Tories, and Labour say they will reverse the bill if they get in, but that could mean anything.

    I feel very sad i had to witness the sell-off of what is in my opinion the world's greatest, altruistic organisation, it was robbery basically, the British people have had their greatest asset stolen

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  • Helen Trope

    You have to wonder whether these days some political parties don't aim for power just to get their hands on public (taxpayer) assets in order to to hand them over cheaply to their friends and supporters in the private sector - a kind of licensed theft.

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  • justlookingsteve

    what the government has done is fraud ,, the NHS was paid for and financed by the public, it belonged to them ,,

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  • Helen Trope

    The Guardian on 18th May states that that "on Monday the government slipped out the news that private insurer BUPA was approved to access England's "sensitive and identifiable" patient date housed centrally by the Health and Social Care information Centre.

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  • Helen Trope

    The private sector does not direct resources where they are needed but where there's a profit to be made. The NHS does have price and cost information because, at great administrative exepense, it has been forced into a market type contracting model of care. That's where most of the bureaucracy lies.

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  • lolitrolUProductions

    This guy reminds me of devlin on his old mixtapes

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  • Will Knight

    I really do hope you do another one for Jermey (H)unt, as KeyKrusher said. Would be great to have another great rap to share around about the damage that is being done by privatisation and profit & target-driven healthcare.

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  • jane busby

    Since when did Privatisation EVER produce good value?

    Train tickets soared.

    Energy bills rocketed.

    Profit driven private healthcare in USA costs each American over $4,000 MORE then the NHS costs each Brit. For that extra cash they get similar staffing levels, a lower life expectancy, a higher infant mortality, 50 million uncovered, millions more underinsured, and health bills being the top reason for bankruptcy and homelessness.

    EVERY POUND PUT INTO PROFIT IS A POUND TAKEN AWAY FROM CARE.

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  • Ruben Silva

    COOL

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