Raquel Welch - The Chronicles of Loana (One Million Years B.C.)

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[Puzsst]

So this is where the writers for Baywatch got their inspiration.

Well she can give me mouth to mouth anytime...

[The1337frog]

@Gnarhg 71 but have you SEEN her?

[stretch4859]

@The1337frog she looks good to be 71 soon to be 72 don't she, what an ageless wonder Raquel Welch is

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis I hope I didn't make a spoiler... Anyway, I believe a movie is worth to watch, even knowing an outcome.

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ...Tumak and Loana met (they hug for a while), then Tumak propose to attack his tribe. They agrees so war enrages. The situation on a battlefield seems to be a stall, since forces are equal, but in a meantime a volcano erupts, killing people on both sides and even some dinosaurs. The only survivors was those people who managed to get into a cave in time (Tumak and Loana was among them). After a cataclysm, survivors watched devastated landscape and left. The end.

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis Because he couldn't see Loana from behind a bushes, he fought that she was dead and returned to his companion (who had dislocated his leg). In a meantime, a former enemy of Tumak gains power in a tribe, so Tumak can't go back to his cave. Then Loana somehow managed to get to "blond tribe" on her own and ask her people to help him - some men (the one who fight with Tumak for a spear among them) decide to go with her...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis A pterodactyl abducts her to feed his/her chicks. Tumak with one of the cavemen ran to help her; they saw that a reptile approached his nest before a view was obscured by mountains. In a meantime another pterodactyl attacked and during a fight Loana was dropped into a lake; attacker won the battle and ate chicks of defeated one. Loana managed to reach a coast, but then fainted. When Tumak get close, he saw a pterodactyl eating in a nest.

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ...Since he has a spear, he easily defeats two opponents and Loana stop Tumak from killing the thug. Tumak takes her to his cave, where she is forced to fight with Tumak's "brunette ex-girlfriend" (??? I'm not sure about that, but they definitely fought for Tumak). Loana wins and the rest of inhabitants are very curious about her hair. The next day, Loana shows "brunet tribe" how to bathe in a river (or small pond/lake) but unfortunately, misfortune hits...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis Later, they got separated (after escaping two fighting dinosaurs Loana moved through "hole" in rocks but falling stones has blocked a path for Tumak. When he was busy clearing a way, she moved a bit further and was attacked by "Tumak enemy" (a caveman who earlier get him thrown away) with his "colleague". She makes use of her shell once again just before she's attacked by said "enemy" and Tumak manages to come with a help...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ... Loana seems troubled, but she convinces her compatriots to give him a spear; eventually she joins Tumak on his way back to his tribe. During a voyage they had to sneak out from a cave inhabited by cannibals; after that she cried and tried to show Tumak that she needs some comfort. He looked quite surprised that some liquid is leaking from her eyes and moved along...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis ...After turtle attack is repelled, Loana convinces tribe elder to keep Tumak in their cave. When he awakes, he spends some time with "blond tribesmen", during which period Loana shows him a way how they lived. Unfortunately, after a dinosaur attack one of blond people get killed and during his funereal Tumak tries to steal a spear. He got caught by one of tribesmen and after a fight he's expelled...

[kjkonrad]

@AttieAnubis It's only a movie. The story is following: Tumak (who is a member of a "brunet cavemen") after a conflict with one of his compatriots is expelled from a tribe. After a quite a long walk (he get nearly killed by a dinosaur in the process), he faints near a lake (or sea, I don't know). Then, Loana makes an impressive appearance and rescues unconscious Tumak by tugging him away from a giant turtle. She then call help from the rest of her tribe by blowing a shell...