God of War II: Cutscenes/Movies (pt. 3)
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Ok, the thing which confuses me more than the fact that a brother and a sister married and had babies is:
How the HELL did Chronos manage to fuck a miniature woman !!?
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Statue: You pay for that Kratos.
Kratos: NO! I thought it was free.
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Am I the only one who wondered, "How the hell did that giant man have a baby with that normal-sized woman?"
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he tear that shit up
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Absolutely Correct
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kronos has no penis o god man where the hell is his dick
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@kefka46tx Also, the babies Cronos was eating were his sons. He had a habit of eating his children.
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@Libx920 Did you really just respond to a year old comment? Also, apparently you don't get jokes.
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Kratos: who has placed you in this tourmet
Promethus: Zeus, my only crime was helping mankind
Tuneman125 1 year ago 18
@kefka46tx This just a Game, the actual girl (Rhea) was Cronos's sister, and and they,among their other siblings, were children/brothers/sisters of Uranus and Gaea (Mother/Grandmother). Uranus was the son of Gaea.
Yep, as you can see Greek Mythology is filled with fucked up incest (which may be able to be considered a original European thing). Don't judge anything based on a game.
TheBoywith25Names 6 months ago 5