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@ShallowThoughts they'll track us by putting bar codes on our foreheads
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they just need to lure the penguins better with some pics of naked penguins on top of the camera
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THIS IS PENGUINICA!
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you should do stand up
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penguins...then humans
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Someone preaching about how much you need to give up your PC to those poor, poor Africans (you know, the ones we're already helping get out of their own animal-humping, HIV-infested, dirty water-rampant mess)... on the internet. Lolable.
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I can print a hungry person a picture of a pizza! No,just kidding that's cruel. When I lived in Everett Washington I helped a homeless guy by giving him some covers and pillows from my house and I took him to McDonalds to get some food.
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Three words: Automated Penguin Turrets
This is exactly the solution to my problem... No longer shall those cunning uppity little bastards steal my falafels!
thanatos454 3 years ago 11
Yah I know.
Fuck, if the government starts tracking me by MY chest markings, I'm gonna revolt.
ShallowThoughts 2 years ago 6