#53 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Category:

Comedy

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• women
• wheelchair

[scottycatman]

i've heard this one... but i wish I hadn't.

[DanDaManZ06]

lol good one Rodney

[4thwatcher777]

I knew this

[crossesandawes]

that was a good one

[poepx0]

If you're drunk..

[Saiyukimot]

Best one so far :D

[REVHE4D]

lol , that was funny as hell.

[fnatte0]

haha that was pretty awsome :P

[zezasu]

these jokes are so great oh jeez LOL

its like wtf @ me xD

[ironeagle69]

Hahahahha

[ikcti]

lol, who would forget his wheelchair???