Blagojevich

"Blagojevich"
by Khemmeta

"Hats" at the beginning is my remix of the DATS classic tune.

& Blagojevich itself is a remix of "Bribes". I reversed the concept.

Um... and I do the rapping.

Lyrics:
When I touch down, there had better be confetti
Ambassadors from Sevies need to meet me at the jetty
Seven hundred thousand party people at the ready
And a chimp named Teddy that you dressed as a Yeti
Primates put your hands up, I'mma put demands up
Time to get generous with the gifts as if you're Santa
I got holy scriptures, but I'm holding them for ransome
'Cause you need to fill that bathtub with pineapple flavored Fanta
[That's the way] That's the way you concentrate on my camp
Appreciate the logo, don't you ever hate on my stamp
I'm enlightening, illuminate your way like a lamp
I'm the righteousest so you should throw parades for your champ
Leave the heater alone, 'cause I make songs hot
I need a park back stage so I can take long walks
Living my life, like the girl Jil Scot
So you better give Meta what he worth, real talk!

The game is to be sold and
The prices thrown out is so low that I LOLded
Can't meet the wager? It's probably time you fold it
Know this, I got this thing and it's [effin'] golden
When prices come down, terrorists get emboldened
Short money don't make money, so don't trip
Thinking that your offer's too low? I'm gonna hold it
And scold it, I got this thing and it's [effin'] golden!

And I won't just give it up for effin' nothing
Keep sleeping if you think you're tryna test my bluff
Metamari's rhymes made from the bestest stuff
In my dressing room, I expect a sexy snuggy
I'll need an operatic diva singing, "go scIce"
And a magic sound guy to keep the levels so nice
Don't need gems, I'm in the Chi, so I'm deep in snow: "Ice"
Everyday I spit it to you at a freakish low price!
A dollar every song? That's pennies on the syllable
And every letter Meta writes' an epic friggin' miracle
Weaponized my lyricals, you've recognized I'm peerless or
Godlike like Achilles' rage, so rep me in your spirituals
Give me reimbursements for my hyphy stage tendencies
My words are powerful, like United States' Senate Seats
After you see me you can run this whole town
'Til that day comes, respect the gold crown!

The game is to be sold and
The prices thrown out is so low that I LOLded
Can't meet the wager? It's probably time you fold it
Know this, I got this thing and it's [effin'] golden
When prices come down, terrorists get emboldened
Short money don't make money, so don't trip
Thinking that your offer's too low? I'm gonna hold it
And scold it, I got this thing and it's [effin'] golden!

[Y'all, y'all, y'all] Y'all should graf my name in the clouds, so the heavens know I'm serious
And so your loyalty isn't mysterious
Cop the AIC, if you are indeed curious
Never pause my words, you should catch 'em when you hear 'em need
Beer for my stenographer, WIFI for the weblographer
Film for my photographer, tablets for biographer
A pint of Magners, hand delivered from Philosopher's
And 'til I ask for a response, just put a [effin'] sock in yours
I should be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
'Cause I bust, you can trust, leave opponents in the dust
If I must, airing wack rappers out is what you pay me for
The only real news, when I'm playin' like the Daily Show
I inject excitement 'cause the scene is gettin' bored
You'll provide the talent with a squeeky Ouija board
A parking space appropriate to seat a fleet of Fords
I need more than just respect, you see, I need to be adored!


P.S. Sorry I can't play ukulele. But I did sample some. :-)
P.P.S. I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else. The only difference is. When I put my pants on, I make records about golden things. I got a fever, and there's only one cure: more awesome!!!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Hiphop
• California
• Colorado
• Hats
• DATS
• Bribes
• Sandwich

[jiggydmented]

This is pretty awesome.

[khemmeta]

Thanks! And thanks for subscribing. I'm uploading a new vid on Wednesday, and I'm trying to do one every couple of weeks if I can.

[flynnfilms]

This is really good. This is smart rap, not enough of it around. Keep creating. Keep writing, continue to inspire. I thank you in advance.

[khemmeta]

Thank you, for watching and enjoying! I've got more where that came from.

[DeanRichards44]

effin awesome.

[khemmeta]

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and honored that you favorited it.

[bbbleaver]

the intro was dope...! lol. love those hats yo.

thnx for including the lyrics btw.

[jiggydmented]

Well keep puttin sick stuff out like this and I'll keep watching them

[killerofbleach]

nice

[zezt]

fukin love it!!