余天與李亞萍的新聞 媒體一直是政客幫兇沒錯吧

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Uploaded by on Apr 24, 2009

腥聞快報「【H5N1】病毒在台灣已經演化成【H5N萬】,根據中研院及「WHA」的謠言指出,這「H5N萬」病毒屬於台灣特有種,好發季節為台灣選舉期,感染者多為候選­人的妻子、老媽子,故台灣俗稱【台灣姬瘟】,因為病毒入侵腦部,故有特殊病徵,造成感染者在選舉期間,一看到攝影機,常有嚎淘大哭、在沒有明顯外傷下會常產生幻覺說別人打­她、及不自覺在鏡頭前暈倒、或流淚理光頭、在晚會中拖別人下跪等等,如有公民看見此類病患,請要求救護車不要送內科或外科,請記得一定要送「精神料」。不過【H5N萬】感­染者通常在開票完成後,會自動不藥而瘉,請大家不要緊張。

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