The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda - Prologue

Presenting--the first chapter of Dakari-King Mykan's "The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda!" Written and published in 2006, this creatively-titled story is a fifty-four chapter epic containing nonsensical plot devices, wooden dialogue, plagiarism of everything from GameFAQS walkthroughs to the movie Armageddon, malapropisms as far as the eye can see, and plotholes wide enough to fly a stealth bomber through.

I cobbled the slideshow together from various sources, and relied a little bit on fanart, which was used without permission from their respective artists. So if you happen to see your art on here, please don't be mad; I didn't mean to plagiarize.

You can read (and laugh at) the story here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3204495/1/The_Sailor_Moon_Legend_of_Zelda

And no, I'm not doing the whole story.

Music Credits:
-Opera: Draco and Maria (from Final Fantasy VI, by Nobuo Uematsu)
-Chamber of Sages (from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, by Koji Kondo)
-Theme of Super Metroid (from Metroid: Other M, by Kenji Yamamoto)
-Kara's Coordinates (from Battlestar Galactica, by Bear McCreary)
-False Love (from Final Fantasy IX, by Nobuo Uematsu)
-Princess Serenity's Theme (from Sailor Moon, by whoever the hell wrote the music for Sailor Moon)
-Kourin (from Final Fantasy Tactics, by Hitoshi Sakimoto)
-The Pervert (From Final Fantasy Tactics, by Hitoshi Sakimoto)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dakari
• King
• Mykan
• Sailor
• Moon
• The
• Legend
• of
• Zelda
• fanfiction
• fan
• fiction
• fanfic
• crossover

[Cartledge1989]

Can't wait for the next thrilling installment where Link uses his anchuent powers to score some sweet, underage china.

[SuperSaiyanAl]

Nah, that's the third chapter.

[DakariKingMykan]

Oh please... this is YOUR OWN SMLoZ. It's got nothing to do with mine

[SuperSaiyanAl]

Also, considering I used the text verbatim from your story, yeah, it does have plenty to do with yours. What, it doesn't sound as good out loud as it did on paper?

[SuperSaiyanAl]

Work on your writing. We'll talk then.

[MsAckAck]

Nice dramatic reading.

[JakAttack12345]

I don't think you added one thing more to this (and I'm not about to go and read the story to find out), but damnit, that was hilarious.

[Icefox425]

Love for the questionably punctuated laughter! XD

[CrazyJokerLOLOL]

funny stuff lol

[TheMaxVader]

@DakariKingMykan Oh the irony.

[DivisionOtaku]

Who is awesome? You are awesome!

[SuperSaiyanAl]

The voices are supposed to be ridiculously over the top exaggerations of the actual characters' voices. I think that if I had taken the story seriously, I would have put a bit more effort into making them sound presentable.

[DakariKingMykan]

@SuperSaiyanAl

How about YOU work on your voices first, and your poor excuse of an attitude